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*smartass answer* waiting for teh coffee pot to get done brewing my coffee duh. *long but true answer* got off work, car broke due to failed repair job by body shop, to pissed off to sleep, waiting for said bodyshop and insurance to open, waiting for dad to wake up so i can tell him what...

in california it is illegal to hunt whales from a moving vehicle. also while i forget waht state it is, its illegal to own more than one personal sexual tool in your home

thank you for fixing my spelling. truly i do appreciate it. then as ive been asked a dozen times already, what the hell are you doing up at 5 in the morning?

ok i can understand the part of them not wanting to shop for the bf. but i guess i didnt go into enough detail, when she DRAGGED me along when she went shopping she would DRAG me into the mens department and say o this would look good on you, then put it back and DRAG me away. the only time i...

i had an ex who always hated my clothes, damn near everything i wore. but when i said, nicely, why dont you and i go *shudders* shopping and you can help me pick something out. she said i dont really want to go shopping today. she loved to shop, and i mean LOVED TO SHOP, where the hell did this...

edit [in teh ending battle of metal gear solid 4 when your on the top of outer haven]this isnt exactly a come the fuck on moment, but am i the only one who finds it odd that 2 old as fuck people are in better shape then ufc fighters?