Recent content by Killerpai

From Texas here. Naturally I divide my time between being a religious fanatic and oppressing gays and brown people. Seriously though I'm from Arlington, one of several cities that makes up the sprawling Dallas/ Ft. Worth area. I don't even have an accent.

East Texas here. Be prepared. Ah fuckin luv ya man. Thiyus ain't gunna work aout. Dayum coon awlmost bit mah fanger.

Oh how grand it is to be a part of the old guard. Back to lurking.

For me, it's a toss up between Kansas and Boston. All their songs give me chill bumps. Especially Boston's "More Than a Feeling". I could listen to that all day.

Seriously, it is rather frustrating.

Same here, but I use the fans for the sound they make because it helps me sleep. I usually sleep on my stomach with my limbs going in all directions.

My truck is named Randy which is short for Miranda. She has big balls.

My favorite fast food place is Whataburger. As for McDonald's I do not like it and neither do my bowels.

When the launcher menu comes up click on "Data Files" and put a check in each box.

Gilbert Gottfried The voice of an angel.

I would lace the nation's water supply with laxatives and make sure there is only one toilet.

I rarely use ketchup so i don't buy it. I do however have a rather large pile of fast food ketchup packets sitting on the table. Never know when I'm gonna need them and i hate to throw them away.

Nope... when i type my name into Google the first link is a website informing me that I am dead. It's a good thing i know that's not true. I hope

I am currently playing Starcraft and its expansion pack...just burning time waiting for the sequel.

Yes i would buy them...though i would probably end up eating them before i could mail anything...