Recent content by King Crab

I am not a number, I am a real man! - the prisoner

agreed. read the first couple one night in Belgium, though they were trashy fantasy and never looked back. if there were any other series of books it would probably be the shannara series by terry brooks. read it years ago when I was a little 'un, thought it was good stuff, then went on to...

Hello DonMartin, nice to hear some honest words. Well, seeing as I've been met with such I will try to return the same. Do you really need help? It seems from what you've written that your problems ain't really problems at all, just a reflection on how you see the world. The more intelligent...

Usually I wouldn't go near this brand of shit with a 100ft barge pole, it goes completely against my lurk ethic. here goes - school shooter is a piece of shit, and that has nothing to do with it existing or not, or being censored. I am entirely against all types of censorship, in pretty much...

. . . mine too. birthday > apocalypse. on a side note, I took a look at your profile and it seems that we were also born on the same year. Are you one of my clones? if so, we should get together, this could be like the start of an Akumetsu. hmm . . maybe that refrence is a little too...

at this point it doesn't even matter. go on, get justin bieber as tetsuo and just be done with it.

I'd give up my common sense. never found much use for it anyway.

it really depends on what type of game you are making, but I don't think that any of the proposed titles in the poll are good - nothing that sticks in my mind or would make the game stand out by it's name alone. can't really think of any decent alternatives, but here are a few ideas - other...

by what values are we quantifying greatness? if it is by awesomeness and sheer bloody mindedness-ness I would have to go for John Constantine. I mean, not even batman has beaten cancer by mind fucking the devil.

seconded. plus, branston pickle.

ARSEMAHGEDDON -and other puns- the life story

The Best Game Ever: A Date with Deadpool a date sim where you play the role of Blind Al trying to win her way to freedom by seducing Deadpool using your charms and . . . blindness. You get to choose either a date at the local aquarium, park or public library. To fully immerse in the role of...

my granny walked in on me fapping when I was 15. She has Alzhiemer's, so everything turned out better then expected. on topic - if your parents do confront you or anything just ask them if they fap, or if they do it to each other. if your dad says no, call him a liar and say you've seen him...

I don't think it's that strange but here's a vid or two from kula shaker bonus - Tom Waits! I mean, everyone loves Tom Waits, right?

Favourite single book: Valis by Phillip K Dick Valis is . . good, really really good. gah, I don't know quite how to describe it - it was written after Dick had a spiritual/alien encounter with a beam of pink light and started talking greek. it's about himself, as both the author and a...