Recent content by kingbonobo

look i'm only ever gonna say the same words over and over so stop asking me stuff before I try to get some xp out of you.

I have one level in commoner, you have three levels in some crazy PC class that allows to wield weapons in public and beat down on who you feel is the bad guy. Go ask someone else where the treasure is. I've got cows to tend to and low DC skill checks to make you dick. Or my personal...

Ninja monkeys born in tribe, however for fifty five euros you may hire a squad of three for one hit. 65 euros gets you a concubine for the night too.

The sound of the clan at it with each other again. Just five minutes rest so I can recharge my loins!

I have a squad of ninja monkeys that will quash the zombie threat before it breaks out. So none of you have to have this conversation ever again. EVER!!