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    Zero Punctuation: Amnesia: The Dark Descent

    I plan on buying it when I got me a huge stockpile of diapers filling my apartment. I watched the trailer on steam and it had me on the edge, peeing my pants, so I'm suer that Yahtzee isn't kidding when he calls Insomnia a 'constipation aid'. I love a good scare but I'll probably have trouble...
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    Zero Punctuation: Transformers: War for Cybertron

    Next time my parents ask me to help them weeding the their garden, I'll bring an AK 74.
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    Zero Punctuation: E3 2010

    He said that he hated remakes, not sequels per se.
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    New Pokemon Black & White Trailer Reveals Triple Battles, Release Date

    A wee bit off-topic here but as a anime enthusiast I have to ask: Which anime?
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    Hello, my name is Robin, and I'm an RPG gamer

    Sometimes when I've done something stupid I think 'Ok, time to load my last safe... Oh duh!'. Or when I'm about to make a decision 'Might be a good idea to save the game now... oh wait...'. Something like that actually happens to me when I've played a Serious Sam game for several hours. I go...
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    Unskippable: Deadly Premonition: Part 1

    Oh come on Paul, the sax guy jamming it away was the best part about this cutscene :D BTW am I the only one who is reminded of the bar scenes in freelancer when listening to the sax in this cutscene?
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    Unskippable: Vampire Rain

    So glad they did this game. I played like 3 or 4 missions and then threw it away. It's just so bad... Worst game I have ever played. I mean, the town is full of these things, there are really no humans left. Taktical nukes would have been a better choice than sending in like four people with...
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    Unskippable: Bayonetta

    Wow, Yahtzee really wasn't kidding when he made the 'poledancing-giraffe-in-catsuit' analogy. Maybe it's just me, but I think that you don't get the point of this series.
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    Escapist News Network: Natal Scandal

    That's pretty ceap. Here in Germany they give you free sandwiches, coffee and cola to get your circulatory system up and running again. First timers also get a small 'thank you - welcome' gift.
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    Escapist News Network: Black & Blue Streak

    I know that this is not really improtant but... was that a G11?
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    Zero Punctuation: Age of Conan

    Hey Yahtzee, how about turning "The adventures of Thinderella: The necromantic naturist." into a small show in form of small, 30 seconds long clips after a review? I bet people here would love it and appreciate the additional effort. Well, just my 3 ?-Cents. I think it's a great idea.
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    Epic Boss Battles

    *stumbles through the thread with bleeding eyes* Shit man, can't mark such things as.. lets say... nsfe? (not safe for eyes)
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    Zero Punctuation: Grand Theft Auto IV

    Good review, makes me acutally consider getting GAT IV. And the "The Half-Live and Death of Gordon Frohman" reference was just made of win :D
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    Zero Punctuation: Army of Two

    I totall knew that Yahtsee wouldn't be able to resist the gay jokes when i saw tht he would review army of two. So, if you people like gay jokes in reference to that game as much as I like, you should probably check out Tykos' and Gabes' podcast about that game...