Recent content by kobold king

well personally i can't go up to her and ask her*

well personally i can't go up to her and asjk her out i need to wrie a letter i don't know why but i makes it a lot easier to say what you are really feeling for her. Then the girl i have asked out will either talk to me or write me a letter back so far this approach has not failed me yet but i...

oops i accidantally trolled

well he lets people murder each other because the murderer will burn forever and any way it doesn't matter on december 22nd 2011...the end of the world!!!yay.

so herd u liek mudkips

the crunch of when you stomp on a pigs face on dukenukeman

but retarded you would die like over 9000 times then

at sex

The villans from captain planet yeh you know the one's the steal the worlds oil just to dump it on the seals they where epic....

All hail hypno toad And another

Tell it to the emperor

Dr. Zoidberg: [voice-over] As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was...

Amazon: It time snu-snu. Fry: Can't we just cuddle? [Amazon grabs him] Fry: Nooooo.

mr smith in the matrix, in matrix revolutions all of the mr smiths' could not land a pounch, kick, body slam or even a homosexual pile on neo what the hell?