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    Your Favourite Zero Punctuation Quotes!

    I decided to take some timeaway from reviews and try to argue with some of the more intelectual arguments but untill then: GO TEAM RETARD! followed by: I'm not a fanboy-yes you are-but i think you judged SSBB a bit Harashly. Makes me lol every time.
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    Describe the world in four words or less.

    everybody is shit. Leave.
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    new escapist shirt

    I was looking at the escapist shirts for Zero punctuation, becuase Yahtzee in my beileif is the coolest guy ever. Anyway, I was looking for a shirt that said "Go Team Retard!" with the pants-on-the-heads-retards marching across the screen, or maybe "Team Retard" like the "Team Edward" shirts...
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    gaming related injuries

    The one injury i got was multiple. We were playing guitar hero so I smashed my friend over the head with the guitar and then he put me through a window. I think i need new friends or anger management...
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    Poll: Nationality of Escapists?

    I'm an american with almost one hundred percent german history and a british accent i got on accident.
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    Do you have a catchphrase?

    I say, "BOOM mutherfucker!" and "Pwn" alot. my favorite is "Don't make me break out my BAN HAMMER, *****!" in witch case i smack them with something rather large and heavy.
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    I don't understand my parents.

    i had this problem for years, but shit happens when your gay, right? They thought I was a sex predator looking to stick my wick in anything that moved when i only had one boyfriend. What a parent does they THINK is right but may actually be wrong in every sense of the way. Given your situation...
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    Poll: I suck at telling the 24 hour time could you teach me how to do it?

    take the number on the 24 hour clock. if it goes over 12, subtract by 12. you now have the time. congrats you ignorant fuck.
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    Your death cry

    WHAT the FUCK is your MAJOR MALFUNCTION numnuts! Yeah i just went there...