Recent content by Kuuenbu

South Park has been rendered in 16:9 HD since Season 5, yet everything prior to S13 is Pan-Scanned and bleeped on SPS last I checked. In order to get the majority of South Park in its authentic form, you have to luck out for a prime-time CC-HD re-run (all afternoon broadcasts are forced pan-scan...

It is a game with vastly inferior shoot shoots and bang bangs, due to the restrictions of dual analog stick controls as opposed to keyboard and mouse. This is one of the reasons why games such as Quake and Unreal Tournament have far more gameplay depth than Halo or Call of Duty, and why those...

Bought Duke Nukem Forever for $5 right after it came out. Nobody told me it sucked until it was too late. D: To date, it has been the only regretful software purchase I can recall since the 20th century. Raise your hands if you too got duped by the Duke. :(

I wouldn't say the the gaming industry is "immature" so much as it's had several bricks shot directly at its cranial area throughout its existence (think the end of "Special Fred" by Stephen Lynch). Adolescent male marketing wasn't initially in its gameplan, nor did it happen overnight. It...

"It was all downhill after the Super Nintendo." ?The Angry Video Game Nerd

I did. Turns out I accidentally quoted a different post than I intended. Probably GangstaPony or one of the other 30 posters regurgitating the "omg u pc ppl r all abt da graffix"...

IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT GRAPHICS. How many times do the contributors of this thread need to beat into you the concepts or "memory", "storage space", "interface options", "AI algorithms", "lack of corporate licensing restraints" and all sorts of other things before you understand why...

But is it impossible? If the "boy's club" is as nasty as we all think it is, will they really listen to demands to level the playing field? History is made by doing the most needlessly difficult of things. You'll accomplish more taking on a greater challenge rather than hoping for a milder...

7 pages and not a single Chris Crocker reference. Now that's a record. Transferring the hatred of public majority onto Michael Bay is understandable. It means that natural selection favors him, not you; certainly an uncomfortable fact to face.

I like to refer to that as the "asking Roger Ebert to make a movie" argument. Usually either shuts them up or pits them into a humiliating logic breakdown. Also, do not ever, ever call me "sir" unless it is a in the context of a formal greeting. In real life.

This is the best post in the thread and it will likely never be topped. I think CoD is in a sort of uncanny valley period where the narrative still has yet to catch up to the universe. Most of the people who take a moral high ground over the series had no issues mercilessly slaughtering...

As one of the 4 people on Earth who enjoyed it, I would like to finally see a sequel to Zelda II: The Adventure of Link... ...oh... [http://cinemassacre.com/2008/11/25/avgn-cd-i-part-2/] ...wait... [http://cinemassacre.com/2008/12/09/avgn-cd-i-part-3/] ...nevermind. D: I like how...

Kind of like the British man who wrote the initial review that inspired this very thread filled with similar bile coming from a primarily European audience. Talk about ironic. "American" is just easier to throw around as an accusation because it's the one Western nationality that's been made...

Funny, I don't remember anyone complaining about the Super NES not having any backwards compatibility with the NES...

I think my big issue with the character interactions (and overall characterization) is that their attempts to pair an overly stoic, "noir macho" male character with a hyper-feminine "Hollywood female" is supposed to produce tension and drama, but it just ends up trite and forced. Anyone worth...