I overheard a conversation that went something like this:
Girl - Hey, you want to go out this weekend?
Boy - Hell no!!
Girl - What?! Why?
Boy - Cause you should have told me you had something. Now my fucking cock is on fire, you fucking diseased goat-dick!!
I busted a fucking gut when I...
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