Recent content by L.B. Jeffries

The Malebolge was bulls***, particularly because that's one of the coolest parts of the poem. I ended up getting irritated with the way they depicted Hell because they kept trying so hard to look like Gustav Dore's drawings but kept missing the essential ingredient: lots of suffering people...

"Shakespeare in the park recreation of Goku versus Vegeta." That, sir, is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

I suppose it depends on the movie or book. In something like a Romero film, it's just a matter of time before the zombies win.

That may be the finest one yet, great job. Muppet's Christmas is my favorite take on the Scrooge story. How can anyone be mean to Kermit?

My job is to get fleeced by my law school, then fleeced by my state BAR costs, and then to pray to whatever God above or below the terrestrial realm is willing to give me a job that involves someone giving me money for a change. Seriously, I'm not sure I even care what it is anymore.

I like to believe that justice means that no matter who you are, you will be held accountable for your actions. If I drug and rape a child, but produce a beautiful film, that should not mean a damn thing. I still belong in jail. I'll separate the artist from his work when he's dead.

Great article, thank you for writing it.

Nice write-up. But seriously, you need to pick an avatar. Now I'm not trying to tell you it should be a pic of Dick Tracy. http://www.michaelmurray.ca/blog/A.%20Warhol,%20Dick%20Tracy.jpg But your avatar should be a pic of Dick Tracy.

This is one of his better tunes. Post rehab with David Bowie smacking him over the head to produce some music with some goddamn soul for once. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEY6_jcrzI8

BAAAAaaahahahahahahaa....... *pant* *pant* AAAAHHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAaaaa

Damn man, Spider: Secret of Bryce Manor is a revolutionary game for the entire medium and not one shout-out? Best title by far on my I-pod.

This is just tooting my own weird niche in the gaming scene, but an issue of essays devoted specifically to an individual old game would be awesome. Quotes, analysis, maybe just do a greatest hits of the past few years and talk about them from varying angles. Articles about nostalgia that...

It's always comforting to know that Atlus maintains a strong tradition of actually making difficult games to go with good stories. I will never forget the moment in Persona 4 when, after grinding and gaining 5 levels, I went one floor too high in the dungeon and got curb stomped. Game over...

I really look forward to these reviews now, good job man.

Naw, they get 1/3 of the value in damages. So...let's say the court decides that Rockstar has to cough up 120 million. The law firm would get a 1/3 or 40 million. The rest goes to the people who signed up for the suit, but it's divided up into very tiny amounts like ten bucks or something.