Recent content by L4mbd4

Definitely, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. I seriously think it is one of the best games ever. The Original Half-Life is definitely one, if you were alive and into the PC gaming scene in '98. Half-Life 2, basically for the same awesome reasons as its predecessor. Even though I'm not much of a Nintendo...

Anyone who plays the Wii who is not a reviewer is an 8-year-old boy on a sugar rush. Whatever happened to the badass, hammer-flingin' goomba stompin' COOL Mario of yesteryear? Apparently Mario wasn't "kid-friendly," (Nintendo pronounces it 'entire-audience-friendly) so they had to change him...

The entire point of unlockables is to chain you to the game. I liked unlockables in Call of Duty 4 because it made you feel like you were accomplishing something, even though it was only turning me into its slave.

"'Clive Barker's 'Clive Barker's Jericho'" - Explanation not needed other than I am an idiot. TimeShift - Shamelessly rips off Half-Life 2, but fun. Unfortunately, not much. Half-Life: Blue Shift - Opposing Force was good, this must be too. FAIL Juiced: Oh great, more Need For Speed ripoffs...

WWE: Crush Hour 2!!!!!!!!

Serious Sam games are about as unrealistic as it can get, but they're fun. The series basically defined the gun-toting superman protagonist. My brother likes to play racing simulator games like Forza Motorsport 2, which I absolutely detest. There is a balance between realism and fun, and I...

I BOUGHT JERICHO!!!!!