Recent content by LackofCertainty

My biggest problem with bioshock infinite is that it was too similar to the previous titles. If infinite was your first rodeo, I'm sure it's fantastic. For me, I was already getting bored of bioshock's combat by the end of bioshock 1. Bioshock 2 briefly reinvigorated it for me, but I was very...

I noticed a minor inaccuracy in the article. It's annoying the fact-checker/nit picker in me. The contest didn't ask for Harley in a chicken bikini; It asks for Harley in a chicken suit. ... also this is the only time I'll ever get to post a picture of someone in a chicken suit...

After looking at the actual contest rules, I don't think this is as bad as people are making it out to be. It sounds like they want 3 comical, cartoony suicide attempts, and then to have that contrasted with the final disturbing/realistic one. If people submit their final panel as Harley...

One game that I like to bring up when talking about difficulty is Red Faction: Guerilla. Red Faction: Guerilla was a game that fair number of reviewers suggested that people should play on easy, but when you turn it down to easy it undermined the game. It makes your character not fit into...

The 98 Godzilla movie was the first Godzilla movie I'd ever seen. It didn't get blasted just because of the difference between it and the source material. It's some hot garbage and does not deserve defending. P.S. The end of the review, where Jim basically admits that it's way too long...

double post. : S

I disagree with you on Alien 3 (it was mediocre at best) and I disagree with you on this one too. (it's garbage) The one point I'll give you is that the newborn was creepy. I think they did a good job making it sit in the uncanny valley, where it's close enough to human that you can...

I was in the same boat as you for dark souls. I ended up playing around 120 hours across 6 characters before I finally just surged through to the ending. Then I immediately made 2 new character, which both are up to around 40 hours each, and have since made another character with about 10...

What people do behind their bedroom doors is none of my business. Also, if you're banning incestuous baby-making, you're basically starting a mandatory eugenics program. Slippery slope. My sister's husband has some terrible genetic diseases he might have inherited from his father...

At the start of the video: This episode has Kate! Automatically going to be great! After watching the video: *still laughing about the baco/puppy bowl enthusiasm*

This makes me think of the asshole couple that named their first son "Winner" and their second son "Loser." The best part is that Winner ended up becoming a small-time criminal, whereas Loser ended up becoming a cop.

Nah, he won't. You can easily shorten Neelix into Neil, which is a "normal" name. Also, I would never name my daughter Rinoa, because that just looks/sounds too much like rhino. Sure, kids can make any name into an insult, but "Rinoa the Rhino" is just serving it up to them.

It didn't really give birth to catch phrases, and the catch phrase that I mention was contextualized in the show. In The Critic, Jay is a film critic on his own failing/unpopular tv show. Since the cutaways revolve around making fun of movies, Jay tends to hate most of them and his bad...

My brother and I still occasionally reference The Critic to this day. "You understand the silverware?! Cukoo, Cukoo!" P.S. Stef1987 and synobal get to wear the dunce caps of shame for complaining about Bob hating on the nineties. The focus of this entire episode is Bob pointing out...

It would be, and it is. Which is why EA is doing it. >_> http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57573434-1/after-launch-mess-ea-pledges-free-game-for-simcity-players/ Personally, I don't give two Bleeps, because I didn't rush out and buy SimCity, but now I kinda wish I did. Two for one...