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    Mass Effect was Call of Cthulhu with lasers.

    Wait what did you not read my post? Everything about them, down to the phrases used to describe the two, share similarities. The main difference is one's a giant robot and the other's a pseudo-god. Tech v. magic, sci-fi v. fantasy. They're the same idea in different settings.
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    Mass Effect was Call of Cthulhu with lasers.

    The Thing That Should Not Be is better, I'd say. I hadn't even been really introduced to Lovecraft, but I remembered a passing description of Cthulhu before I heard the song, and listening to it, I knew it was about it without really knowing. also Call of Ktulu from Ride the Lightning drags...
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    Mass Effect was Call of Cthulhu with lasers.

    Not so much a problem as a realization. As much as I'd like to see more done with Lovecraft's stuff, a sci-fi retelling will do. It was just the realization of why I liked the game being this that made me feel like saying something. I mean, the gameplay isn't the most intensely enjoyable, but...
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    Mass Effect was Call of Cthulhu with lasers.

    Loving this game made me realize a couple things. Sovereign, a member of an "ancient, unknowable" alien race of space squids, is the vanguard of the return of the Reapers, who live in dark space, where they can't be found by normal living creatures. Cthulhu, a member of an "ancient...
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    Insultingly Easy Boss Fights And Controler Snaping Hard Boss Fights

    Easiest boss? Tom Morello in Guitar Hero 3. :3 Hardest? Any boss in MGS2 on Extreme. I broke my controller by BITING it so hard the screw came out the other side after my 100th or so loss on Fatman. seriously worst thing ever
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    Zero Punctuation: Mass Effect

    The Evil Dead name "coincidence" seemed sexy to me. What kind of nerd would shy away from banging a chick Bruce Campbell?
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    Christian Bale as Solid Snake...Whut?

    They could go a couple different routes with this and it'd be okay. Voiceovers with Hayter, James Earl Jones to Vader style. They could do the whole Beowulf thing to make the movie look game-like and edit Hayter to make him look a little closer. Christian Bale'd probably have to end up...
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    The best offline multiplayer game of all-time is...?

    Conker's Bad Fur Day, with a mildly close second being Super Smash Brothers Melee. Seriously, for a whole spring break, my best friend and I slept 6 hours a night and played Colors nonstop for the rest of the day. It was probably my favorite spring break ever.