Recent content by Lavoscraft

Sorry folks, didn't realize it'd be so popular but I kinda ran myself into an overload of roleplays so I won't be able to set sights on this one. However anyone's welcome to take over onto a new thread.

Mario. Not only saving the princess but eyesight as well!

Well her next book is about a clumsy ninja who falls in love with a pretty zombie..then gets turned into a zombie.

"Troy, cover Allister make sure he isn't going to get beheaded while he's resting." He said to the younger elf warrior. Darius then shifted to Von. "I need to protect me." He said as he brought out his guitar. The shield bearer raised a brow but kept in front of the bard. "Oi, boy what do...

Then it'd Get Ash from Evil Dead to shoot him. What if chicken didn't taste like chicken?

Then you would dance? What did you expect something chaotic? What if everyone became the 'straight-man' in comic books.

"Really they are ones who fight the dark spawn, specially trained to do so. Really there a mystery to even us recruits so you'd have to ask them." Darius commented as he raised his hand to head. "If there are dark spawn then we need to either A. Warn the Grey Wardens or take them out right now...

"So, your going to let innocent people die, because your pride is hurt, well lah-tee-dah!" His voice raised as he brought his hands on the scruff of Xandus's collar. "I don't care if these are your woods, I'll burn these woods to the ground if I have too, these dark spawn pose a threat to people...

"Allister..relax." He downed another poultice as he pushed himself up. Taking a hit by a fully armored reaver one wouldn't be expected to be getting up soon. However adreline laced with the healing properties of the poultice allowed him to limp his way towards Allister and the other elf. "My...

"Shit! Sevink, hold yourself!" Darius said charging the elf and pushing him out of the way, before taking the hit from Sevink sending him sprawling to the ground. "Why..does no one..listen to..me." However instead of finding himself a pulpy squish on the ground, the armor actually did absorb...

The dark spawn had been slaughtered even before he could get up. As he poured blood into three small vials he then began inspecting various part of the darkspawn. "Hm...this one has a better sword then me.." He said without contempt he took the curved blade and equipped it to his side. "This one...