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and he had a massive poo

the crocadile tryed to seduce the escapist by saying ........

hearing the sound of gun fire all over the city made Briggs decide that theres no better time than now to try and escape he desided to head for the explosion he heard awile ago becouse people who randomly fire off there wepons are going to attract the attention of quite a few of the undead...

Sgt. Briggs a middle aged solider bald with a well defined stubble basic soldier uniform an empty M4 machine gun on his back a 9mm pistol in hand a very sharp combat knife in his utility belt alongside a grenade and followed by a broken radio stood to the faint sound of an explosion off in the...

i like the sound of the wh40k thing ultrajoes doing if you do do it send me a message and ill join

the escapist ignores kratoast becouse hes to busy taking the top off of an infant {and it works becouse shut up}

{well just say time paradox and every thing will be fine} then the escapist realizes that abraham lincoln is prity sexy {lets see if the escapist learned his leson about seduction}

the escapist was then aressted for being on the sex affenders register and having a large amount of contraband on him by the police ..... the moon police.

the dealer then says in a loud and manly voice'I LIKE CHOCLATEMILK!!!!!!' and procides to blast the escapist whith his crotch beam

heres a warning/equation to the escapist 'my fist + the speed i flail it at - the defence of your testies = the pains

he desided that his first line of inquirie would be to ramp off of a small child in his pimp train {the pimp car turnd out to be a pimp train becouse shut up}

and they sucker punched him right in the face ........... and balls

then when the escapist is about to give in to temptation he hears a voice its the voice of two thirds of samuel jacksons ghost dont do it becouse every one knows that the shrooms you bought are plastic your just to stupid to realize it. the other one third of samuel jacksons ghost says hes going...

two thirds of samuel jackson starts to cry

two thirds of samuel jakson is rock type its not affective two thirds of samuel jakson uses hyper beam