Recent content by LilithLeVay

My tattoo on the side of my head of the chemical sequence of the four building blocks of all life on this weird planet. Just barely noticeable and always in the best of taste, of course. Lilith

Discovering The Twilight Zone (old series - black and white - Rod Serling - Believe it ..... Or Not. Lilith

Thinking my way is best. And sending text messages to my son, his wife and my husband when they are out to buy me lozenges, lemonade, cigarettes, tampons, Snickers, headache medicine and the like whilst sitting at home watching movies such as The Watchmen and wishing I had married Dr. Manhatten.

We all begin as females, and only become men because of testosterone. Women are the fundamental entity. Women also have mitochondrial DNA which allows us to track our ultimate mother. And women don't have to try to impress everyone every time they open our mouths. Over to you. Lilith

Well, having been beamed up to my home planet just before the cloud, I would no doubt turn my head away in disgust. After all, you have all been warned more often than I've had hot breakfasts about the dangers of playing around with things you do not understand. Time to have a little lie down...

OK, I'll admit it. It is me. I am primarily responsible for the dsisappearance of literally billions of socks which now, I can only assume, wander painfully through Sock Hell, looking forlornely for their Lost and Very Much Loved Mate. As my mother is fond of telling me, everything that is wrong...

Can I come too if I allow you to steal 59 right-foot socks of varying colours and patterns, but always in the best of taste? Is that enough for a ticket? And will that include a meal during the journey? Lilith

Poor things, both of you, her for suffering and you for having to watch her. I can only suggest that you reinforce to your dear little one, at every opportunity, how bloody lucky you are to have each other. In a world that is both cruel and savage, and wherein religion, the panacea of the...