Recent content by Lokluster

Alas, Captain Olimar, you are a sexy beast, if a little on the small side. I'm afraid I might pulverize you into dust.

The same way anyone carries loads of crap in any video game ever made. Hammerspace!

I'm from the UK and I totally don't agree with a troll being jailed. Saying that it's illegal to "sending malicious communications that were grossly offensive" is a bit of a trap. Being offended is subjective, what may be offensive to one person may not be offensive to another. So how can you...

A good start. =D

I hate how, essentially, the whole point of practising law is to UPHOLD the system of justice, and yet there seems to be no evidence of that in the world today. If every lawyer solely cared about safeguarding justice, no one would represent the prosecution in this case. How the hell can anyone...

Video games are today's scapegoat for everything that's wrong with society, and it makes me sick. There's violence in music, books and movies, but if someone plays a video game and then kills someone, it's the game's fault. What about the other 11 million people that play World of Warcraft? As...

Loving the insane ass-backwards logic of hating on JRPGs because they're 'unrealistic'. Being unrealistic is what separates video games from...you know, real life? This just in, FFXV involves the central character aspiring for an office job in a tall skyscraper constructed of various shades of...

I think I'd have to go with every single band that starts off small for ages, and then makes it big. They get waves of bile and are branded 'sellouts' like they're supposed to feel bad for being successful. Examples: Fall Out Boy, Lostprophets, Escape The Fate. Like the music, or don't like...

If you sneeze with your eyes open and also try to hold the sneeze in, the pressure that builds up can potentially blow your eyeballs right out of your head. Don't try that at home. Do it under controlled, professional circumstances. Otherwise it's just stupid.

Goldfish don't sleep with their eyes closed because they have no eyelids. Sucks to be them. Also, this is my first post. Hurrah!