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    Movies Passing the Bechdel Test for Sexism Earned More in 2013

    HOLY SHIT YOU FIGURED OUT OUR SECRET! You were doing quite well up until that point. Unless you're right and our longing for equal representation is just entitled dumbfuckery -- an answer that you, yes, you! -- would be able to answer yourself if only for a minute you would imagine yourself...
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    Movies Passing the Bechdel Test for Sexism Earned More in 2013

    Real talk: The many moronic, laughably & extremely obliviously overprivileged comments in this thread just break my fucking heart. You ding dongs only get to complain after the unlikely event that women & minorities of all sorts unfairly start earning more -- to name something -- than you...
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    Movie Defense Force: Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

    Michael Westen. I am ashamed to know that I will be moist watching a Blair Witch movie. Also, Sterling, I quite like the new show but, goddamn, the artwork in the opening is really very ugly.
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    Movie Defense Force: Alien 3

    Note: the following is written by someone who has only seen the Assembly Cut (which is reportedly far superior) and thus may not necessarily apply to the film that the majority of viewers has seen. Oh wow. You are right on the fucking money, Sterling. People hiss at me and pelt me with rotten...
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    Jimquisition: Jimquisition Awards, Part Three

    The video is gone. Where has the bumbaclot video gone?
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    Military Laser Slices Steel 1km Away

    Please stop saying "if I do say so myself" when you're not talking about something you did. Please. On topic: I demand a share of the profits considering this was clearly inspired by the beautiful human being that is me.
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    Who's your best Escapist friend?

    I have none either. If I had to guess, I'd say I'm nowhere near active enough; I mostly watch videos and every other day or so post on the forums.
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    The Big Picture: Gender Games

    I suspect that it is considered improper of me to add to a thread this old, but I really, really, really had to say that by George, Bob, you can be amazing.
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    Criticize Your All Time Favorite Game...HARSHLY

    Red Dead Redemption so fucking much. The writing is overall stellar... except for a number of profoundly embarrassing missteps. Some scenes will have wonderfully subtle symbolism and/or subtext going, which Houser then proceeds to skullfuck completely. An example is the scene in which Marston...
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    Your favorite underrated Youtuber

    Motherfucking QualiaSoup [http://www.youtube.com/user/QualiaSoup]. His videos are such comprehensive, neat little introductions to things like critical thought and the philosophy of science. Great stuff when in an informal discussion you don't have the patience to explain it yourself...
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    What does your country do best?

    I live in the Netherlands and while I'm not Dutch, I'll give it a go: Up until a few years ago, the country's top export was MDMA/XTC. Then the Chinese wanted to improve ties to the West and had to ruin a good thing by outlawing sassafras, the stuff from which the drug is synthesized upon...
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    Not Another Photo Thread

    I laughed. Thank you. Better with the chops, by the way.
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    Not Another Photo Thread

    Excuse the pose. Please.
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    I don't understand male virgin shaming.

    And that's really all that needs to be said. Better yet, I think I can find the innocence quite attractive.
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    Which Dev Would You Follow Into Hell?

    I was going to say Quantic Dream so I could point and laugh and possibly touch myself while demons do unspeakable things to Cage's private parts, but a load of people already made similar jokes. Balls.