Recent content by Lolcano

Velociraptor.

Rejected

Walk out the front, scratch my nuts with right hand and head with left hand and walk back inside like nothing ever happened.

A laptop was making an annoying noise. Some chick says: "unplug it from the wall" Mega fail right there.

Go bike riding, most likely injure myself pretty badly so I would come home from hospital and want to game. Or just play solitaire like all day.... done the last one before.

A FPS where every map is an optical illusion. So it will confuse everyone playing because they don't get any kills.

Me going mountain biking for a whole weekend just up the road from my house.

Playing WoW bought up many of these occasions. At a friends house a guy I had never met was there and turned out he played on my server and such was pretty pro.

1. Crazy Frog album 2. That schnappy album 3. Gummy bear album 4. Music that sounds like a plane/helicopter coming closer. 5. Rick Astely Album(s).

My other half is awesome, always cuddly and stuff so. Speaking of which I should call her. Also she uses the term facepalm which is pretty cool too.

My name was said at some drunken shenanigans at my mates house. We were talking about words you can put 'lol' into so Lolcano was born. Pretty lame I know but after a few it was the funniest thing ever.

2mm graphics pen with 2b, Shame I'm left handed it just ends up smudging all the time.

Terribad and Sigh

My ex girlfriend being immature and ignoring me for a week, tried to talk her but she just ignored me and walked off when ever I went near her. When she went to break up with me I said to her best friend 'Lets go play football like <Ex's Name> did when I came up to talk to her' she was mad cut.

I'm the same as him.