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i'd forget to buy tampons and i'd have an accident.

Gradius 5

I bought the Space Quest Series 3 times. Once when it first game out on floppy disks. Two - when the entire series was released on a CD, and the 3rd time was when it came out on steam.

I was incredibly depressed when I first finished Conkers Bad Fur Day on the N64. It was such a sad ending.

Halo 2

I think it was an original GameBoy game, part of a 32 in 1 cartridge or something. It could also have been stand alone. It was a top down shooter where you command a spaceship that can only move side to side, and there's an almost identical enemy version of you on the opposite side. The aim...

My plan would be to make Steve Urkel king of the planet, and then i'd hack my nemesis to death via cheese grater.

I have learned how to give a lap dance thanks to Mass Effect 2.

Somebody, quick, fetch me a really big baseball bat! Holy shit, look at thing. IT MUST BE OVER 9000!