Recent content by Lord Frunkamunch

Metal Arms: Glitch in the System. Played it for a few minutes in a Wal-Mart and knew that it must one day be mine. Of course, I was 10 at the time so that sort of reaction wasn't too uncommon.

In the internet's defense, the 5sf comments are basically a sub-youtube, troll-infested, self-aware pit of tired memes intentionally recycled ad nauseum. As a matter of fact, trolls in general are a bad thing to base your judgements of "people these days" on. Case in point: calling...

Does this trade go the other direction? Because that would be pretty sweet.

The magic pencil.

oh christ, it's turned into a debate club circle jerk. you all lose. go to bed.

Dear Yahtzee: Have you ever played Soldat? It's great. You'd like it. Promise.

The dedicated (some would say excessive) moderation here has created, by way of weeding out those that don't go along with it, an environment with a higher than average "the internet is serious business" demographic. The intentional idiocy you point out is probably a result of people who finally...

You know, anywhere else on the internet this little drama-filled slapfight wouldn't have lasted longer than a single comment. What is it about the Escapist that makes everyone so uptight?

To answer your question, everyone here is a shy little tosser in real life and an asshole online. You're welcome.

That's what she said.

Puberty.

Father an entire isolated race, to keep myself entertained with whatever media they pump out over the years.

I second Spelunky as being a million times more entertaining than this game could ever hope to be.

-Abortion Clinic Drive Through -Sweat Vampire -Wrath of the Inconvenienced -Cellophane Orchestra -Rivers of Beef -The Homosexual Agenda No one I talk to has ever heard of these. It's uncanny.

So wait, does ANYONE who posts within the first five minutes get banned, or is it only the ones who claim to have watched the video/yell "first"? This has been bugging me for a while.