I have actuall thought of some proper things for Australia to be sorry for, though they are still rather inconsequential.
-The movie: Australia
-Tony Abbot, particularly his affinity for speedos
-John Howard sucking G.W.Bush's dick for all those years.
That is all.
On behalf of Australia, I apologize for the following
-Not doing shit to anyone
-Not failing at maintaing a stable economy
-Not suffering from terrorism
-Not being arrogant and self absorbed
-Not having our own demented version of the ENGLISH language
-Not being at war with anyone...
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