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    Simpsons Porn Parody Induces Vomiting

    There's only one word that could even closely sum up my feelings about this...and that word...is...Wat.
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    The rememberence day Incident- a Civil discussion

    There's always going to be people like this. We have the same problem in America, Except here, they're evangelical christians who protest funerals.
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    Metallica Coming to Black Ops Launch Event

    all 6 branches of the military? what's the 6th? Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, Coast Guard, ??????, somebody tells me.
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    Hey, who's this guy...? Oh, it's fucking DANTE. What do you reckon about the re-design?

    guys, guys...calm down. It's just some guy who saw Dante in action once, and was so impressed he wanted to BE Dante. but then he went to an insane asylum for ranting about demons and all of that footage was just a fantasy of his life being like Dante playing in his head.
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    Still ain't fun

    Mass Effect. Pretty much anything not involving naked blue chicks or the final boss fight, It's like walking through mud that's constantly trying to suck your boots off your feet.
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    Least Satisfying Video Game Ending

    All the games I've ever played. Because they had to end. WHY?!?!
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    The Escapist Forum Roundtable #1 - CHAT WITH THE STAFF!

    That's how I used to play pokemon. With just my starter
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    The Escapist Forum Roundtable #1 - CHAT WITH THE STAFF!

    no, I was using a lvl 60 Blastoise, and no cheating.
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    Worst World Leaders

    I would have to say...Czar Nicholas the 2nd, he let some pathetic bolsheviks take over his country, instead of fighting them, he abdicated and was killed, along with his entire family, by the reds. He also let Gregori Rasputin basically take over his government.
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    What game disappointed you the most?

    Bioshock. All my friends who played said it was awesome. when i played it, it was an okay FPS, and when i found out you can kill a big daddy with basically no effort, I stopped fearing them and actually looked forward to fighting them, i even tried using the wrench
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    If you had a special ability, what would it be?

    The Power to have all Powers! Bow down to Me!
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    what would be your weapon of choice?

    A bazooka that shoots flaming sharks that explode. Or a bolt pistol and chainsword
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    The Escapist Forum Roundtable #1 - CHAT WITH THE STAFF!

    Making it through the elite 4 in Pokemon blue with one pokemon strong enough to fight them, and no revives or potions