Recent content by LordofHeart

I have the power to make my boyfriend blush like crazy without even trying!

Granted, you now have three deep dish cheese pan pizzas.... From last year... That were trampled during the Running of the Bulls. I wish for control over the 7 Keys of the House, granting me Lordship of the 7 sections of The House along with the Secondary Realms. (If you get this...

Usstan inbal l'yorn ulu telanth Olath K'shish. ((Kudos if you're like me and enough of a geek to understand that. To all others, "I have the power to speak Dark Elvish (i.e. Drow)." In... Well... Dark Elvish/Drow.))

I have the power to sing! And sing well at that!

Granted, but the chili is laced with a highly addictive narcotic as well as low doses of various poisons, so as you eat you're killing yourself. I wish neither this wish nor my next wish could be corrupted nor could it be ruined.

I have the power of a soothing voice.

Granted, but the first time you try to fly, you don't realize the speed you have and rocket out of the atmosphere. I wish that I was a master Necromancer.

See, I thought about that. That's why I have the ability to grant those abilities to anyone of my choosing as well. =D Granted, but the water is so cool it's at absolute zero. You'll be waiting for a looooong time to drink that water. I wish for the next person to read this to make a...

Granted, but the chicken wings are so hot that they make The Source look like a Bell Pepper, which is to say that they're so hot that the moment you bite down, not even chew or anything just bite down on it, your whole body combusts spontaneously. I wish for immortality, invulnerability, and...

Sweet! Now I have a jar of dirt AND flesh melting bacteria! =D Granted, but the device explodes after one usage. I wish for the ability to actualize anything at a thought but only at a purposeful thought, no accidentally releasing a Reaper or something like that, and that anything...

I have the power to slap yo shit.

Ganted, but there's no way that all of them will stay fresh and soon they're all spoiled. I wish I had a jar of dirt.

Good thing it's modernized and thusly has stellar entertainment systems, and I won't have to worry about any annoying neighbors or anything! XD Granted, however since apples are already non-lethal and edible, your wish did absolutely nothing, and I've ruined it for you. I wish that I...

Granted, you will now get a lengthy explanation as to what a Shard Caster is. A Shard Caster is something from an anime called Kiba, these people are able to draw 'Soul Shards' from strange 'tattoos' on their body and these Shards are the basis for a sort of magic. The shards look like small...

How did tigers get into my shower? XD And I guess it's a really good thing I'm paranoid and keep a shotgun next to my shower. XD Granted, by through some strange course of events, 2012 was a major big deal, and you don't remember any of it and nobody is allowed to say what happened that...