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    Poll: Would You Drink Whale Milk?

    I wouldn't tey it either. Gaining ten pounds an hour doesn't sound too healthy nor does it sound like a good idea.
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    Stupid AI

    Mass Effect's AI in tight quarters was the worst. both party members and enemies would just rush each other into a giant mosh-pit-esque rubbing elbows pile. The person with the shotgun won. Some of the AI from Halo 3 was off too. it seems the UNSC marines just kinda joyride when you get in...
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    Do you wanna see a big budget Zelda film?

    That is too fantasy-based to be successful withuot big budget nowadays. Maybe a Scifi channel movie. I would think a movie would have it's own story, and not follow a game, as most are just dungeon crawlers. The actor talking might break our own personal connection with Link. I think we...
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    Woman Falls Off Wii Balance Board, Turns Into Nymphomaniac

    I to know how to duplicate this? How much power is required in the force to what area of the head? I need to inflict this on my wife! Damn!
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    I Hit It With My Axe: Episode Five: Blobs and Brain Switching

    Their awkwardness of what to do and their limited imaginations make this rather painful. In concept having stripper and porn stars doing anything is cool. But the concept falls flat on inception. We wnt to watch strippers and porn stars use their 'skills' in variuos other tasks, in this case...
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    Your Hiding Spot

    My hiding spots are so good that I have forgotten where they are. It is true and rather sad. I think I had some cool / strange stuff at one point.
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    Could Conan Have Gone to Xbox Live?

    I'm pretty sure there is more money and longevity in it from TBS than XBL. Maybe in a few more years when his ratings drop as a "last ditch" effort to remain popular.
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    Escapist News Network: Peace Walker Promo

    Peace Walker, Elmo. Furry and Deadly. "Elmo pwns the n00bs, with the letter D and number 5, hahaha"
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    Why does everybody here love TF2?

    Never played it. So I don't love it. ;-)
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    What makes you feel badass in a video game?

    Playing Legacy of Kain as the vampire dude. I felt badass to be able to drain the life (literally) out of anyone. THe artistic style lent itself to giving Kain a real superiority over her victims.
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    Poll: Why do you come to the escapist?

    ENN, unskippable, ZP, and Loading Ready Run are my highlights while at work. Noon EST has never been better.
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    Zero Punctuation: God of War III

    Good job. But are there collectable stars?
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    Genres you like but suck at

    Music simulators. Like Rockband 2. Love it but I can't sing most of those songs, and playing the guitar cramps my hands up royally. RTSs are awesome but I end up "turtling" and usually getting overwhelmed. FPS - I used to like them but now i'm severly frustrated of them. I blame broken...
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    Zero Punctuation: Final Fantasy XIII

    The game goes take an ungodly amount of time to drop the training wheels. Also it is very linear, especially for protagonists that don't even know where to go or what to do really. All that redundant text posted redundantly in the text of the text says the same thing over and over and again...
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    Gamecrush: Pay To Play With Gamer Grills [NSFW]

    I can see this being popular with high schoolers. Kinda like those "hot girl chat hotlines" but with Master Chief involved. I can see people doing this, and I can see this going horribly wrong. I might e-pimp my wife into this. She is good at video games (shooters and RTS at least) and has...