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    The main antagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

    That would be Lord Dagon, some demon king that looks like that four-armed guy from Mortal Kombat, only he's red and is five stories tall. Have fun with that.
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    Unskippable: Red Dead Redemption

    I find it sad that we seem to still be as backward and terrible as these people in this cutscene for a game that takes place 100+ years ago.
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    Zero Punctuation: Halo: Reach

    First off, I too enjoyed the little bit at the end of the game. I also thought the death cutscene was kind of hardcore. I also agree that Space Combat was a HUGE letdown in Reach. I remember having a blast with Starfox 64 and Battlefront 2's space combat, and I wish there was more of that stuff.
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    Zero Punctuation: Fable 3

    You arer correct as always on the marriage thing in Fable, Yahtzee. There's no point in it unless you want the achievements, and none of them are likeable because there are a hundred copies of them in the world. I did it once, and the ***** desided to break up with me because I never came home...
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    Unskippable: Dead Rising 2: Part 1

    This probably reflects poorly on me, but I'm one of those freaks that likes some plot now and again. But damn, there was so much of this opening cutscene that I didn't need that it became excrutiating.
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    The Rest of the Story

    I have to agree with Yahtzee on the RE plot problem. It's so massive and branching (but not neccessarily good) that when Capcom tries to shoehorn it in to the side, it's just excrutiating and it really undermines the gameplay aspect of the game. That's why I stick to games like Dead Rising and...
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    Zero Punctuation: A Shadow's Tale

    Oh boy, back tracking! At least when they did it in Halo, it wasn't completely like hitting a rewind button, they threw a few things at you to spice things up. Back tracking is awful, but if you have to do it, at least add a little something! P.S. I finally got a copy of MOGWORLD. It's a...
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    Would you Kindly? a VG Quote Thread

    Time: time is an artificial construct. An arbitrary system based on the idea that events occur in a linear direction at all times.
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    Russian Media Suggests Modern Warfare 2 Trained Terrorists

    Really? As far as contreversy goes, the No Russian level was weak. And as for training these suicide bombers, would it really have made a difference wether or not they had played it? It's suicide bombing, not rocket science! Strap a bomb to your torso, walk into a crowded area, explode, and...
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    What is the coolest way to die?

    Go down while slaughtering a horde of zombies.