Recent content by Magellan64

i went and saw the midnight premiere. it was epic. not the wussy prick "i jumped then stuck a guy in the head with a plasma grenade in halo" epic, i mean fuckin' "Webster defines epic as" epic.

The last time i cried was when i realized that i would never do anything truly epic. however, i consolidated myself with the possibility of me creating something truly epic. When i say truly epic, i don't mean in a game, i mean in real life, where people would actually care.

Daffy Duck because he can survive getting shot in the face

My first PC game was Oregon Trail. I got those settlers to their destination like nobody's business.

Finishing a gun fight with a bunch of SWAT guys in a mall only to turn around and fall down an up escalator. Whether or not I'm on fire is up for debate.