Recent content by Magic Cheese

Great. Now all I need is a Micheal Bay-produced Legend of Zelda film (starring Taylor Lautner as Link). In Bay's "re-imagining" (Re: shitting upon) of the franchise, Link is a Modern day college kid who gets caught up in an intergalactic battle between the Evil Zoras (from Planet Zora) and the...

ALSO: Don't do anyone stupid and get pregnant. I live in the south. I see the results of such things. Most ungood.

All the more reason to live life to the fullest.And that doesn't have to mean skydiving or jumping the grand canyon on a Triumph Bonneville. I'm taking up cycling to compliment my fitness regimen (lost 25 lbs since October) and I've been playing guitar for the last two years (after several...

The problem is sometimes one's schedule impedes social interaction. Pretty much all my friends have moved away for jobs while I still work and finish school. I work in a warehouse and have a difficult time finding common ground with my co-workers (being called "emo" for reading a *gasp* book...

There's been several occasions when I've approached a girl at a nightclub to dance and been met with "Sorry, I don't like white boys". Once my friend/roommate (who is black) overheard this and got pissed off at the girl haha. Of course that's why I tend to stay the heck out of clubs to begin...

Movie: Fight Club TV Show: Mad Men Video Game: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Food: Mexican Book: 1984

I call jew!

Ah, spoken like a true member of The Party! WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Or, you know... go outside...

I found out when I got my Kindle that many classic works of literature are available for download free of charge. I downloaded most of the works of H.G. Wells and a few favorites (Treasure Island, Dracula) and have been quite busy. :D

Same here; Love me a cute, curvy girl. Only problem is so many bigger girls I meet seem to have such low self esteem (especially white girls).

How exactly DOES embedding work on this site? Hm, could be Vimeo's encryption and HD formatting or something... more likely is I'm retarded. Ah, whatever. :D All memes aside, I must say after watching this documentary I felt a legitimate pang of sadness for most of these people where I once...

I just finished watching 'American Juggalo', an interesting documentary filmed during "The Gathering of the Juggalos" (an annual four day outdoor concert event similar to Burning Man except devoted to the music and fans of the Insane Clown Posse). It's pretty short (only about 23 minutes)...

Ask him "What's up with all the plaid shirts, bud?"

Please tell me it's called 'Star Whores'.