Recent content by Maidenite

No! It's a Chucktatorship! hurr hurr I made a Chuck Norris Joke aren't I clever

Fable 2

*cough cough* How about? "This review is very short, clumsy and you really need to use full stops and the enter button. Yet it's really quite informative. . ." Just a point, but if you're going to complain about other peoples use of grammar and punctuation, then you should get your...

What about the end of underworld evolution? Everytime i watch that film i just end up in hysterical laughter at the end which is supposed to be a climactic showdown and it's just rubbish!

Great review, not his best but still funny! The opening joke was a bit gross though.

On oblivion i was doing one of the fighters guild missions, and i was riding my horse to the objective when i was attacked by a wolf or something. I get off my horse draw my sword and in the fight i accidentally (and it was an accident) hit my horse with my sword, the game then lagged up and i...

I don't know if it's quite what you guys are hunting for but how about Ex-Looking Glass Studios staff all dead! Rogue computer system to blame?

The ending to Final Fantasy 5 was pretty awesome, though the ending of FFVII was also awesome

In Metal Gear Solid 3 when that idiot snake tells ocelot to get a revolver!! I mean come on! Helping to make your enemy even tougher than he already was?! What's that all about. Plus I found it even more annoying when i played all three in chronological order and spent ages trying to beat...

Ok it has to be mentioned "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!" If that means nothing to you look for leroy jenkins on youtube

I have two suggestions 1. Hogs of war for PSX, the whole game is just hilarious 2. In Oblivion, the NPC that asks you "Do you know what the punishment is for necrophilia? Just out of interest" EDIT: 3. Stealing the combine harvester in GTA San Andreas

It's not an fps, but if you want to get used to fps controls i recommend getting one of the Hitman games, preferably blood money, because as long as you don't do anything stupid it's not such a big deal if you can't remember which button to press

Diablo 3 Or at least i want them to say that they'll never make it, as the suspense is killing me!