Recent content by Major Chip

It was too much of a hand holding game. My first TES was Oblivion, I remember the moment I left the sewers. I asked my friend, who lent me his copy: "What do I do now then?" He said: "Whatever you like". Just like that, I'm finding myself in an adventure that gave me basic quest guidelines and...

That boat sequence in the original 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' is like a horror film within a kids film. Serious answer: The Shining.

It's not there, but American Dad is returning soon. It's like Family Guy for people who think the cut-aways and chicken fights are stupid. I like those, but I can see why some people don't.

EA, for taking franchises that offer 40-50 hours of gameplay with choices galore, then bullrushing the devs into ruining the ending. I think you all know which game franchise I speak of. However, I have to also say Lucasarts. We Star Wars gamers have been essentially screaming at Lucasarts...

The 'Blackadder' ending was quite something. So many harrowing quotes, interwoven with a very British wit. "Ahm- not all that good, Blackadder. Rather hoped I'd get through the whole show, go back to work at Pratt and Sons, keep wicket for the Croydon Gentlemen, marry Doris. Made a note in my...

I used to roleplay as a bounty hunter on Red Dead Redemption multiplayer. Tracking down public enemies and sniping them. Then letting them chase me across the map, through canyons, woddland, bear filled forests and quick travel spawning. Such fun. Another Red Dead example would be the time...

If I'm on any FPS game, I can always be found eating my words. Because I suck at them...yet brag otherwise..

I don't care if they intended it or not, the only way to save some face is the indoctrination theory. Please, feel free to steal it. They can at least expand on Shephards potential survival, shown in the destruction ending. I figured something was up after I had to wait two minutes to get...

In Battlefield games I give the enemies names and evil backstories. If you're good enough and happen to be talking to friends it can get a good laugh going. Think of it as people spotting, but you get to shoot them after you've mocked their lives.

It's a bog standard FPS that became massively popular, I'd say that the hate largely comes from stereotyping the fanbase. People view Cod players as chavs (or trailer trash, bla bla) or annoying children, the game is viewed as a generic shooter for idiots, so together the game has a bullseye...

I loved it. Stark's sarcastic remarks and nicknames were funny, such as calling Loki "Reindeer games". Then Banner/Hulk stole the show. The fact that Banner and Hulk worked as two seperate characters, rather than as an emotional rollercoaster was a revelation. Personally, watching Hulk tear into...

Weapons: A syringe filled with a powerful sedative, strong tape, a sturdy table and the element of surprise. Place: Somewhere people don't ever visit, hidden in plain sight. Time: When they least expect it. Only an idiot accepts a duel. Stay hidden, stay unpredictable.

I'd be a direwolf. Because it's a giant wolf, that's why.

I figured the empire were doing what they had to do to stay in the fight against the Thalmor. The Stormcloaks were walking into the most obvious 'divide and conquer' strategy ever formulated. I disliked this side of the game anyway. In the end, it felt as if the whole thing was worthless. A...

Every episode of Dexter. But I do love me a serial killer.