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    Shamus Plays WoW #5: Another Day, Another Mine

    Well Mr. Y your humorous retelling of life as a warlock, err demon, made me want to play this game again. So I clicked that World of Warcraft button on my desktop and now two days later it has finally downloaded (from 3.3 to 4.0). It's installing now so my computer is now free to do the...
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    View from the Road: An Axe to Grind, Part 2

    Ugh. I had to read all three articles just to make sure that my points weren't already covered. Thanks for making me grind articles. As an equalizer grinding sucks, in both single player games and mmos. For a single player game I'm thinking way back to Devil May Cry, a game I truely sucked...
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    View From the Road: It's Time to Grow Up

    I'm not ashamed to play WoW. I love my blood elf paladin and my tauren druid. Hell I even like my human warrior, Melgibbons, that I made after the last article on RealID. He ran around Stormwind yelling, "I fling poo at racists!" until I was sure that everyone on my server had him on their...
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    Escape to the Movies: Inception

    I want to love this movie so much. But it suffers from the same either this or that problem that I had with Shutter Island. Shutter Island: Inception: I just want to watch a movie where DiCaprio is either a homicidal maniac or a humble gardener. BUT HE'S REALLY AN ALIEN! Ok that's...
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    Chronicles of Cataclysm: What Anachronisms?

    SPOILERS. Yeah, at the top of the article next time, please. I say that because when I play as a goblin I will now know why their island is destroyed. And that makes me sad.
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    View From the Road: Where Everybody Knows Your Name

    I'm sorry but I'm just not as secure with who I am as Mel Gibson is. So I'm going to log onto wow, roll a human, name him Melgibbon, then go to town. Oh yeah For the Horde!
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    Blizzard?s Unreal Real ID

    She's cute and she plays video games. That's pretty much it.
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    Zero Punctuation: No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle

    Yes yes yes! A laughable version of Jason Vorhees. She's Angela from Sleepaway Camp 2! Click here to watch here sing! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEqo33M60Tw My containment tube had a whole bunch of breast implants floating in it. Now I don't seem to be able to enjoy the real thing.
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    View from the Road: The Big Goodbye

    ^this My fear: I'll buy the expansion and pay for a month of service. It will take hours to load the game and all of the immediate patches. So I'll start playing, I'll roll a new Tauran pally and play for a few days. When I get to level 20, I'll walk out of the starting area, then someone...
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    The Problem With Twilight

    The whole vampirism = sex argument has some flaws in my opinion. Bob says that once they are married, it's ok for Bella to be "sullied." Then he goes on to say that after they get married Edward still doesn't want to take her vampire cherry but he does it because the baby is killing her. So it...
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    The Problem With Twilight

    Yeah, today I watched Dracula has Risen from the Grave (1968), starring Christopher Lee as Dracula. In it an atheist stabs Drac with a stake, and the Priest that is with him says, "You have to pray or else he won't die," or something like that. So making up new vampire rules isn't anything new.
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    Rebecca Mayes Muses: Love Song for Yahtzee

    link the site {link}http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_China(/link}. No one trusts wiki. wikipedia still isn't all knowing. I wanted to check the credibility of your wiki reference so I checked up on ya. Next time type {link } without the space before the website you want to...
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    Rebecca Mayes Muses: Love Song for Yahtzee

    Ha Ha! It's always a good day when a fight doesn't happen! I always preferred to have my underwear be anonymous. Who I was wasn't my underwear's fault. I'm thirty years old and a teacher(unemployed) so I won't be pushing anyone into a locker anytime soon. I don't want to argue about this...
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    Activision Reneges On King's Quest Fan Project Shutdown

    Your forgetting Sierra Online, the company that made the Kings Quest games that Activision ate, digested, and then shat out.
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    Rebecca Mayes Muses: Love Song for Yahtzee

    Are you troll baiting? I'm sorry but I gotta call shenanigans even if I get accused of trolling. You wrote that like you were describing a symphony at Penn's Landing or a play at the Forrest Theater(I'm from Philadelphia, these places are where my concept of high art come from). I mean you're...