Recent content by mananomas131

Younger me, wait a couple more years before you start swallowing all that dick, dude. You're not gonna find any good dick till after high school anyway. Keep it in your gorram pants.

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This is a problem I've always had with god giving mankind free will. It's not free will. He's supposed to be omnipotent, remember, meaning that, at the very moment he created the world, he knew EVERYTHING that was going to happen. He created adam and eve knowing they'd be tempted and eat the...

Cliff Racers. They still incite twitching rage fits with their very names.

Don't disagree with him. But entirely uninteresting. I'll check back in a few episodes. Maybe on a more interesting topic. Also, ugh, "fuck fuck fuck fuck cufk kfuc" I'm not even really against swearing, but there's such a thing as "too crufking much". By then end of the episode, the word...

I know why I was picked on in high school. I was new, quiet, and an unknown. I had no respect for arbitrary social order and liked people on a person to person basis, never really belonging to any clique. I was an outlier. And I was smart. I was teased and bullied for talking clearly and with...

... Is it weird that I found "Explosions While Women Moan" sexually arousing... even though I'm gay? Also, hilarious stinger. He looks like he's skipping out on the whole bum-esque approach he learned last time.

I'm sorry, guys! I tried so hard to click, but whenever I did, the game would freeze and I'd have to click again to get it moving. *cries* I failed to impress the awesome people of LRR! What will I do now? >.> <.< *minecraft*

As someone who likes technology, this interests me. But as a musician? Seems kind of useless. I guess the advantage is that she doesn't need to be paid and she's reliable (but so is a good singer). I can't see this catching on anywhere but Japan though. Not without ENORMOUS technological...

"Welcome to Balmora, friend. Can I interest you in the latest rumors, or perhaps some Morrowind lore?" Dude, in that game I can probably level up even as an NPC. Fuck being the protagonist, I'm gonna be a mage and find out what mudcrab meat tastes like.

I cannot tell you how hard I laughed when it came to Graham's tale of woe. You know, this episode was BRUTALLY sarcastically honest towards offensive parties that totally deserved it. It pressed all the right buttons. ... And I also needed my fix. I WAS MAKING A HUGE MINE-CART TRACK, YOU...

Anyone know the name Lacroix? I feel bad for killing him. Mostly because it only happened in a cutscene and I didn't get to drag that bastage through fire and blood myself. I have never wanted to kill an enemy more, and they don't let me... I regret killing him because it was only a cutscene...

Well, I think I'd probably get put in Gryffindor for various reasons, but I'd prefer to be in Ravenclaw because I'd rather not end up like Hermione and be surrounded by brave but stupid dumbfucks.

A suprising amount of people just don't freaking care. Myself included. Honestly, I'm more annoyed about Hilton's response. He's not exactly who I want representing me. Besides, I now get to call straight marriage "opposite marriage" and, seriously, she's a Miss America pageant girl. Who...

I can't decide between spheal and charmander.