Recent content by MarcusD357

First time was with my girlfriend, we'd talked about it before hand and it was a kinda nervous experience for the both of us seeing as it was our first time.. Although a far more interesting tale is of when I hooked up with a girl at a music festival, we met randomly during My Chemical...

Allow me to paint you a mental picture of what happened this afternoon. My girlfriend and I were sat in my living room using each others iPod's to look through each others Facebook accounts. Whilst I was skimming through her news feed she got a new message, I informed her of this and handed...

A Pistol. But it doesn't just shoot bullets. It shoots water too. I call it "The Water Pistol Pistol". With it you can go up to someone and pretend to shoot them but actually they'll just get a bit wet. Then you can shoot them and wash away all the blood. Neat and Tidy.

My mum's home-made quiche is delicious and one of my favourite meals :) it could be because we have the luxury of exceptionally fresh eggs from our chickens but it always tastes amazing, hot or cold

I started in my schools 6th form on Tuesday to do my A levels and I've found out that they've made a bit of a dick move to try and save money :/ For all the science subjects (Biology, Chemistry, Physics, etc) we are supposed to have 9 lessons per subject over each two week period. In an attempt...

Having a girlfriend/boyfriend means that you aren't always alone and you can have someone to speak to anything about, it's not just friends who you might not be all that open to. Also, there's the addition of sex. That and it saves you from crying yourself to sleep each night after a spooning...

The games that I actually play regularly I'm good at, like Halo Reach. Although I'm a helluva lot better at the online multiplayer part of games than I am on the single player modes. I never tend to set the difficulty level any higher than the default because I often get bored of campaigns so I...

Having a melee attack which kills after a couple of hits is a lot better than having a simple little punch that does jack all.. Otherwise every time you got into a close range stand-off with someone, you'd just be frantically trying to aim the tiny cross-hair at a quickly moving target and you'd...

Spartanburg.. Sounds like an awesome place to live :L OT: She's probably better off with the wooden version, at least it's a little more hardy. The iPad's only good for carrying drinks on anyway, it's really just a glorified tray.

I guess I'm essentially a Fatalist but I believe that if you do jack all in your lifetime then its true so it's you're job to make sure that your life has meaning and that you fit in as much awesome stuff before the inevitable day

Stretched left lobe and a cartilage ring on my right ear :)

Call it the S.S. Stutterer and see how many people get it

I was sleeping on my side facing the wall away from my door, my brother bursts in wearing a scream mask and carrying an air soft Uzi and proceeds to shoot me in the back from close range. I wake up very startled and in a fair bit of pain and roll over to his rather shocking mask in my face. It...

I have just finished devouring my "Manwich": 3 types of ham, 2 types of salami, sausage, bacon, meatballs, bolognese sauce and 3 different cheeses squashed between two slices of bread. When I bit into it, it literally bled saturated fat. I think it's quite a manly sandwich, hence the name.

If you are over the age of 30 and occasionally partake in the odd game, it's fine. However, if you are that age, have no job, live in your parents basement and are repeatedly making journeys to the nearest Game store to buy the latest shooter then it is a bit worse..