Recent content by MarkVonLewis

The Snuggie, for one, as it's just a fuckin' backwards robe. And those shake weights; I mean really? It boils down to something that is just beating off without the feel-good benefits of doing so.

I'm more a fan of Opheliac onward than Enchant. I mean Enchant's good and all, but man Opheliac is such an awesome album.

Man, a lot of people I talk to don't know who she is. Which is a real shame.

Aw, but Megashark Vs. Giant Octopus was So Bad It's Good in my opinion, but Your Mileage May vary. That said, bad movies are fun as hell to watch with some buddies and a case of beer and make drinking games. Preferably cheap beer; don't waste good beer on bad movies. After one such 6 hour...

I was planning on dressing up as a Cadian Imperial Guardsman for a convention in Oct, but then I found out Emilie Autumn's playing a show that day so I chose that over the convention.

I'm hoping to take up D&D one day myself. I know a couple people that play, so I'm hoping to start that way. I'm gonna make a dwarf bard who plays (if the DM allows it) a magical electric flying-V guitar with his beard (while both hands making the devil horns gesture). Eventually he hopefully...

I once, when a friend made a huge tactical mistake in 40k, said his squad mis-stepped so hard their femurs burst from their legs and rocketed into the sky. I've used that line a few times in regards to a mistake I find to be outstandingly bad.