Recent content by Mashakosha

"Voop, floop" is my new chat up line.

I'd have gone for the practical outfit. Then I could be all "Yeah, I just finished bench pressing, like, eighty pounds," when I see this girl.

Nice crumple and a decent bit of splash, but not a whole lot of damage. I'd probably grate some more cheese, replace the pepperoni and still cook it. Crumple: 7 Splash: 5 Damage: 2 Total : 14

I quite like Mass Effect and I wasn't really bothered by any of the things you mentioned. Strangely enough, I absolutely hated KotOR.

Me too...;_; Also, fucking awesome as usual Yahtzee.

Actually, you did it the second easiest way. There is a way to get the 1,000,000 you need quicker by paying some people some money to get codes and secrets. Then you go through and find a cupboard full of rubees. A million of the blighters to be precise.

F**k yes, you are the best review ever.

Awesome, not as funny as others, but you do make some good points.

Damnit, these make me cry manly tears of laughter. You manage to review these games with the tact of a cow and the comedy genius of the Two Ronnies and it's brilliant!