Recent content by Matt225distraction

Crush the Castle- it came before Angry Birds, which is suspiciously similar.... Oh, and for non-medieval, virus-based genocide, try Infectonator.

I know it's not for me to decide the morality of the situation, or the justified way to punish the man who did this, but if it were up to me, I'd have him put under 'an eye for an eye.' Those of you who think this is funny, kindly fuck off, because it isn't. The joking about the Wii remotes...

The Source Engine may be old, but it's in no way bad looking. Graphics fidelity has a long way to go to finally make Source Engine games look as bad as N64 games look now. So that doesn't matter to me at all. What I'm assuming the delay's for is not only to have finished L4D2 and Portal 2...

God the Devil and Bob- a mostly adult oriented animated show that analyzed religion in a laid-back, funny kind of way. I think you can take a guess on why it was canceled. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiVYiEVJu54&feature=related

I hate it when some games take you into the action for a moment, you get a feel for it, and have fun with it, when suddenly a five-minute cutscene pops up. This isn't helped when the characters in the game are totally unlikeable. On that note, I also grit my teeth whenever a game tries to...

Patriotism? I feel none of it. It's rather hard when you've actually been educated to the point of realizing that Humanity is much more important than America. It also helps to notice how stupid your classmates are- here's a conversation from my Math class. (Teacher) "What did you all do in...

Well of course I want it. It does seem practical, and if the glass is super thick, then it should hold the Zed off. But you know... better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry. Better safe than sorry...betersafethansorrybettersafethansorry

Then again, yes. It's just fun.

In contrast to my previous, relatively well-constructed post in a different thread, allow me to state my opinion. *Boom* Tee-hee. *Squish* I presses dem buttonz and my gun goes 'bangbang' and the bad guys all fall down! So yes, primal urge to kill- but I think nukethetuna nailed it...

'Propaganda is written by the winners. History is written by the observer.' (Christ I can relate Thief to anything, can't I?) This is the mindset I try to keep about most news. There are those who see Osama as a martyr, angered by his death. If the news is to be trusted, he was killed by an...

1. Every war game franchise is (not-so) secretly trying to make you hate Russians 2. Mario Bros is really the psychedelic delusion of some Italian immigrant in Brooklyn, working as a plumber with a hate for turtles and love for shrooms and hard-to-get women. 3. Adrian Shepard is the one...

Videogame melee weapons of choice: Crowbar (duh) Blackjack Painkiller General: A long pike/spear (I like to poke things from a distance) CHAINSAW Katana Knee-spikes FLAMING SUPER-SPIKY MACE Gloves with razor blades on each side (karate chops = very effective) Unfortunately, all...

Honestly, I'd stay at the Escapist, but also figure out his exact address and stalk him until he either tells me if he's doing anything at another site, or breaks down and desperately fires a bazooka that shoots lemons at me. He did about triple the users at the Escapist though, and most are...

Just like in the Jason post up above, Alien/Predator/Alien Vrs. Predator I never really gave a crap about the human characters. Just because it's a wittle kid wit his daddy out hunting doesn't mean I'm going to cry when I see facehuggers popping out of their chests. Oh, and some cop we never...

It's complicated- I had a lovely Black Lab who never bit or even barked at me once, but now she's gone we have our original cat as well as a ton of strays or 'cat-about-towns' who take advantage of our hospitality. I really love dogs for their faithfulness, trainability, and...