Recent content by Max Hegel

Extreme Atheism (like regular atheism, but with more swordfighting)

The food coloring is called "carmine" and yeah, it's made from a thing with six legs. This is why you shouldn't eat food. I was told too many lies to list. The biggest one would be: "you can trust me" - anyone.

Two Chicks At The Same Time: 30 points.

Madden

DAMN! Someone already chose Carry On My Wayward Son! I challenge you, Zombie_King to a duel! In the meantime, Queen's Flash Gordon Theme: "FLASH".

Things that would make GTA better. 1: Make it Grand Theft Equus, set it in the old-west and cast the player as a cattle-rustler. 2: Go back to San Andreas, and put a damned flying saucer in the secret military base like there should have been in the first place. 3: Force Powers. 4...

How is it that no one has mentioned nuclear bombs? I mean, they're NUCLEAR BOMBS, people! Maybe it's just me, but I've had recurring nightmares of nuclear devastation, mushroom clouds, fallout shelters, radiation poisoning, and just general nuclear bomb terror all my life. Also...

- Scrabble - Every Queen Album - Duct Tape - The Making Of Ferris Bueller's Day Off 2 - Cherry Zero (the soda) - "9/11" based on Loose Change http://loosechange911.com/films.shtml With Terminator subplot, starring Eddie Furlong as John Connor. - The DSMIV...

1: The Transformers was an American show. Made by Americans. Written by Americans. It was based on a set of toys made by a Japanese company. Yet, make no mistake, it was always AMERICAN. Go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Transformers_(TV_series) Note, "written and recorded in...

Give up, it's all downhill from here. Just read Watchmen again, talk about how Frank Miller was good "in the old days", but don't specify when they were, and act indignant when someone mentions Dave Sim. Actually, From Hell is pretty good.