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    What are your favorite dying last words?

    "OP is a fag." - Anon
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    If You Were Admin of the Entire Internet ...

    YouTube is lost and 4Chan was designed to be beyond saving. These forums could use a good cleansing though.
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    Lawyer Destroys Arguments for Game Piracy

    I find it disgusting to witness the intellectual gymnastics some people are able to perform to justify what is, if not technically then at least morally, theft. I've known a few pirates but at least they had the honesty to admit what they were doing was morally wrong, rather than casting...
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    Bulletstorm is as Smart No More Heroes

    dunnace, I think you may be the gaming world's equivalent of Armond White. Take that as you will.
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    The new Escapist layout.

    No. I despise it. Horrible, clunky and sterile. DO NOT WANT TO THE MAX.
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    What album(s) do you know the lyrics from start to finish?

    Hot Fuss by The Killers and A Fever You Can't Sweat Out by Panic! At The Disco and to my eternal shame.
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    So escapists, what is the oldest game you own a PHYSICAL copy of ?

    Space Invaders. Oh yeah baby.
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    What would happen if Iran and the US went to war?

    Oh yay! Another morbid speculation thread, I never see enough of these around here! You know what will happen OP? A lot of people will die. Pointlessly.
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    Have your parents ever done this?

    UGH THOSE FILTHY SICK HAVERS, GOD THEY MAKE ME SEX. Doesn't feel so nice, does it? Yeah, think about it.
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    Cologne

    I'd have to recommend Joop! Homme for the unique and exotic aroma. 1 Million by Paco Rabanne is also great, if a little more conventional.
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    Poll: Most Disappointing Game of 2011?

    Despite some of the hate, I found LA Noire's ending to be consistent in terms of narrative and given the story-driven nature of the game, I was quite happy with this. Biggest disappointment for me had to be DA2. What a sad waste.
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    Have your parents ever done this?

    I no exatly what you mean OP. I can barely afford to make ends meat as it is despte being a real GENUS and a ARUTIST (PHOTOGRAPHY, YO). Spend near all mah sparse time helpin ppl and yet my decripit aunt is all like "y u no more liek that nice flash gordan boy?". .
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    Doctor Who: The Doctor, The Widow and The Wardrobe

    As an adult viewer I was sorely disappointed. This was a complete failure in terms of writing and direction. Would add badly acted, but given Smith has proven his mettle in the past I can only fault the material he had to work with. A massive step down from the last Christmas special but sadly...
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    Your home town's claim to fame

    It was overrun by zombies. We don't go there any more.
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    Nintendo: The Wii Was Never Meant to Be "Casual"

    TF2 has an offline mode & a training mode, no?