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    Education = Intelligence? Hardly.

    I agree. Intelligence is your ability to effectively and efficiently assimilate, order and apply the knowledge you do have to each scenario that may befall you. It has little, if anything to do with your knowledge and education directly, but it does have a great deal to do with your...
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    What are questions you are sick of people asking?

    Completely sympathise with you on that one mate. "You're left-handed?" It truly astonishes me that people ask that question. What is it? 1 in 9ish? I mean you don't get people all of a sudden saying: "You're black?"
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    Why do people love Citizen Kane?

    Welles was a theatrical director, so he brought with him a very stylised look. The script was the first to use a non-linear narrative, particularly one based on subjective viewpoints of the principal characters (as Rashomon would later). The acting is good, nothing stellar and the comedy...
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    Your tank-driving music

    Ride of the Valkyries is the obvious one. But I'd like to put forward Prokofiev's Montagues and Capulets from his Romeo and Juliet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_hOR50u7ek
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    Who would you go gay for?

    So, presumably you've seen this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1227926/ If not, do. Also, yes Nathan Fillion would be my choice and maybe Ryan Reynolds; anyone who looks like they'd be up for a laugh while they spoon you.
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    the hardest game you ever beaten?

    Far Cry. On the hardest difficulty. My triumphs of the Gears, Halos, cods, GoWs etc. on the hardest difficulty over the years pale in comparison to the first Far Cry. Health bar, fucking smart AI, unnervingly rare checkpoints. I might crack out Oblivion, turn the slider all the way to the...
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    Explain your username/avatar.

    Username: When you put mayonnaise on an egg and eat it whole; it's from Arrested Development. The description of how George Michael's (played by Michael Cera) girlfriend (played by Mae Whitman) eats them. Avatar: Snapshot from that scene. Here's the scene...
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    Poll: How do you rate your own appearance?

    They're lying. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure you look good. But they're being nice. It's like: a nice round B cup could be wonderful, but will they be improved if they're a C? Ask the average guy. Put it this way: most people would do Brad Pitt in Troy over him in Fight Club. You don't want...
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    A is for...

    May Another Year Of New Evolving Ghosts Glow Seems appropriate.
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    The one question they always ask you that you hate

    "You're left handed?" Yes. Yes I am. It isn't that rare.
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    So I got checked out (in that way) out by a member of the same sex..

    I can't think of a more uncomfortable situation than having a kid look at it. In a messed up way, I'd imagine I'd feel partly to blame, though that's probably because I shouldn't be furiously masturbating in front of him.
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    So I got checked out (in that way) out by a member of the same sex..

    Right, I've had the former happen to me a couple of times, but I've got to ask... err, how many times has the latter happened to you? Have you gotten used to it?
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    Top ten greatest weapons in history

    Don't get me wrong, I agree with most of that list in terms of 20th century weaponry. Maybe because I'm more interested in ancient weaponry I notice its absence more. Maybe I get bored of 20th century warfare because every damn fool has an "expert opinion" on WW2, whilst dismissing its...
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    3 Ds Are Too Many For Me

    Until they get rid of the glasses, it will never be the norm. Not that I want it to be at all; the human eye is perfectly capable of extracting 3 dimensionality out of a flat image. Also, I'm dissappointed in you guys; has no one thought of this when they saw the thread title?
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    Top ten greatest weapons in history

    Um, no offence, but you sort of name specific 20th century weaponry, but sum up over 6000 years of human development with "bow and arrow". Even suggesting that bows and arrows are all the same would be like suggesting there's no difference in guns. I'd put the English long bow and the Mongul...