Recent content by Mayu_Zane

At least you didn't have to play a pregnant Samus. Not quite sure on that, since I never actually played Other M, but I don't think anybody in Nintendo or the folks who'd develop games for them would be crazy/stupid enough to make a Metroid game with pregnant Samus.

I will throw all my money at the developers if that means I can make this real.

I will look forward to the day when game AIs are so smart they beg you not to delete your installed game files out of fear that they'll perish.

It's simple. There will be hundreds and hundreds of Pyros, and they will each have a different face. As it turns out, EVERYONE WAS RIGHT. The Pyro is a man/woman/robot/tentacle monster/cat/werewolf/etc.

Many, many places, including my parents who have been together for decades and clearly enjoying their time together. Feel free to think I'm lying or believe we don't exist though if that makes you comfortable.

Yuri from Red Alert 2. Why fight Alex Mercer if you can mind control him?

I wish the game Yahtzee just described was real. I would buy it ten times, keep two copies for myself, and then throw the other eight at my friends with notes saying "PLAY THIS FREAKING GAME" attached.

Agreed, I also think Yahtzee should do more indie game reviews. Not all the time of course, just maybe once every couple of months.

So does this mean the world is not yet ready for my videogame revolving around albino rocket sharks? Is he saying I should make my rocket sharks gay and fight in outer space to make a profit?

The voice-acting made me turn off the volume and just read the subtitles. Then I turned it back on, realizing I'd miss out on the jokes. Man, listening to all that junk was hard.

I often wonder how other companies see Valve. I mean, Valve operates and behaves so differently from many other game companies, ValveCorp must look like this bizarre magical money-making alien that defies their understanding of how to run a game company. They give out free updates and extra...

Wow, that was a really, really lame cutscene. Grammar mistakes, terrible cuts and horrible voice acting.