Recent content by Mazza35

I cannot easily find womenfolk who see me more than a friend :P I'm dead set, I think I actually have something wrong with me, it's kinda impossible and a godsend if it ever happens. Also roll a cigarette, mine are always semi decent but everyone else just magics them :c

My arms, I would get my arms replaced. With semi skin/metalic bitching looking things. Oh yeah, with the added strength and having machine stillness in my arms/hands would make shooting and a bunch of other shit I do (Manly things) so epic, I'd be like a demi god :D

I used to, all up my thigh, used to draw pretty pictures on myself (That's really fucked up thinking about it) Nowadays, I manage to get the same feeling by sucking down cigarettes and alcohol, best coping method for 3 years of a constant depression I've found. I'm 18, straight male.

Neurotic Sword Family -One morning, a young widower and a serial killer want to summon an evil spirit. Drunken Battle Nitro -One day in the forest, a doctor attempts to find an eldritch abomination. Topsy-Turvy Nazi - Limited Edition -One day, a group of tourists receive an old bracelet...

I'd rather cold, more layers + fire = happyness in the winter Plus in the hot season where I live...EVERYTHING CATCHES FIRES AND BURNING D:

We don't have an equivalent, we have both. ANZAC day and Remembrance day. I am part of a Private Ceremonial Unit (Only a dozen of us) with the uniform, drill, weapon ect. of the Australia Imperial Forces (WWI for you idiots) and on ANZAC day we provide firing parties at dawn services ect. and...

I believe when you boil down a civilisation to it's basic needs and I guess step back to a basic one place v the world. The soldiers are the ones who create a wall around everyone else, allowing them to proceed with whatever, from doctors treating people to scientist inventing shit

Even if you just pick up a rock of something, the criminal has every right to charge YOU with assualt and half of the time they fucking win. Shows how fucked up of a legal system we have. Example: Someone breaks into my house, they have more rights then I do, I cannot attack them, I cannot stop...

Just feel sorry for the Poms, in Aussieland, well, basically states bar one. It's not too hard to get a A+B License, which is centerfire rifles and shotguns (Nothing semi auto basically) and a hunting permit is pretty easy. It's just pump action shotguns and semis are a **** to get, so is...

I wish I could sing, god dammned I would be so much happier if I could break out into song and be amazing..

I the kind of drunk that forget pretty much most social...conventions in regards to appropriate topics to discuss with people.. Example, I had an hour argument with a sober German people about Nazis and how Hitler helped rebuild the country..

I fucking love living in Australia, yes our governments may spend money on some stupid shit but it's funny shit xD

I absolved my glasses into my face. Now, they never slip with the BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES DRIPPING FROM HANDS IN GLORIOUS COMBAT! OT: I only really wear safety glasses when in the workshop, but I use my knuckles ;)

I just have active hobbies outside of gaming, I work at steam railways, which in crazyely intense workouts when you shovel 3 tons of coal in a hot area for 6 hours xD I guess I would just say balance..it's all about balancing work and play.

Basically this, sums up the attitude of us Aussies, we just don't give a fuck, unless you touch the beer...NEVER TOUCH MY BEER