Recent content by mcderek3000

The PC game "Wargasm" always makes me chuckle. It also carries the tagline "someday, all wars will be fought like this." I can hardly wait.

You're Polish-American? Have you seen the movie "Chlopaki nie placza" with the fat Polish guy trying to act like a rapper and calling everyone "czarnuchu" (******)? That was hilarious!

Hey! Just because I'm politically correct doesn't mean that I think 50 Cent is anything else than a retarded piece of shit!

In the future, yes, but I probably won't eat it for now. We've had far too many instances of side-effects of certain new scientific materials 'slipping through the cracks' of even the most rigorous testing. Even medications that pass through lengthy trial periods can occasionally throw up a...

I'm the exact opposite. I only steal if the owner of the house has been a real bastard to me. Fortunately, Oblivion had enough a-holes in it to let me finish the entire Thieves' Guild quest line. Anyone remember that annoying nobleman in Skingrad?

I'd definitely hack the E-mail address of any candidate that I support/wish to vote for just to see what they actually plan to do with the country, rather than being fed unreliable election promises. And if I found something I was not being told about in said election promises, I'd post it...

Perhaps for the sake of accuracy, Terry would be the programmer and Gonad would be the publisher/marketing bloke who thought that open-world driving sections were trendy and that the game should be released prematurely.

In the interest of pointing out good webcomics, anyone yet mentioned Fanboys? http://fanboys-online.com/

My personal record for was 9 hours and I thought I was crazy. Shit! Someone did 30 hours! I once had to stay awake for 30 hours (mostly for study) and could barely speak coherently at the end.

How come? Please elaborate.

The way to follow Yahtzee's reviews is as follows: If he loves a game, buy it. If it meets his standards, it will meet yours. If he hates a game other people love, it's because he's a friggin tightarse. Buy it anyway.

Hell, let's just give him Final Fantasy X-2 and watch him suffer.

Good riddance, I say. If I had my money back for every time that I have almost reached the end of a game, only to find an incredibly difficult and cheap boss at the end, I would have probably retired on the proceedings from console-game bundles. My notable hates include the final bosses...

Personally, I compare this version of copy protection to a man with a clipboard entering my house every 10 days to look at the contents and see if anything is stolen. If I cannot prove every object as authentic, I no longer have the right to my house and he takes the telly until proof is...

I'll give it an 8. Zing!