Recent content by MeatSpace

"Listen to me, the people involved were using guns to fight. There was more than just men and Derlan in the volcano. They were fighting each other. I saw the ass holes in the midst of a fire fight and figured I could just kill the one left over but the bastards couldn't even manage to kill each...

At first the clearing was silent, before the thin form of a particularly exhausted elf was hurled from the darkness out into the daylight. Then from the newly opened cavern burst the form of a very singed and rather angry looking Garril Rasput. Though given the nature of rather angry in...

Yes I know that, but it doesn't make it any less jarring or unfunny. I recall I nearly lost a game because that area was also bugged out its ass and I couldn't finish the stupid quest.

Fallout 2 was pretty much a rushed, rehash of fallout 1. I never understand how NMA can say that Fallout 3 is so bad it shouldn't be cannon, but consider fallout 2 complete with exploding cows, a fallen whale and flower pot and the time travel quest to be the peak of interactive story telling...

I think my dream game, though not really possible with the current level of technology, is where the players all compete to pull of the most spectacular mass slaughters. You can run in guns blazing and sliding down banisters becoming one with the spirit of Chow Yun Fat, or dart around in the...

Going into the jungle. Had another odd dream. This time I was bathed in fire and impaled on the top of a churches steeple. I remember looking around and seeing a lot of blood. In fact I think the church was made entirely out of blood and bone lashed together with sinewy chords of flesh. I...

It's not that he can't, it's that doesn't. He'll say a game is too easy or too hard but fails to recognize that those things are subjective. Hard or easy is really not a merit for a game to stand on or a flaw to make it fall. I'm fine with him being bad, but not recognizing that difficulty...

Yahtzee is bad at video games. Everyone knows this. (Or should have figured it out) Confirmed that he played GOW on normal or lower because he said they could 'Wade through bullets' he played dead space on Normal as well. Also he said Demons Souls was impossible. Which is bullshit. It has a...

You clearly don't understand how story telling works. There's nothing wrong with drawing from other sources. There are no original stories my friend.

Bad combat, bad voice acting and good atmosphere? Funny that you can describe Alan wake and Silent Hill the exact same way. Except Yahtzee liked Silent Hill. I call bullshit.

"Dragon!" he shouted, as loud as his lungs could manage, "it's a fucking dragon!" The words carried deep into the ship. They echoed about it's damp dark cargo hold and bounced right into the ears of a slumbering orc. Dragons were not something new to the blades of his axe but something...

Garril wrestled with the tiger on the jungle floor, both axes wedged too deeply in its sides to be recovered at this point. The tiger was violent, angry, frenzied and breakable. The sudden impending nature of it's own mortality was slowly dawning on it, and it raged against the coming of that...

The day continued to improve for Garril. The wicked orange demon leaping at him was the day personified, just waiting to be seized. Still roaring with laughter as heavy feline claws dug into his flesh and curved gleaming fangs snapped at his throat. He fought back, the cat had selected a poor...

I'm making that my Avatar.

"A little help?" Garrill shook himself, sending drops of water now stained and thick with filth and grit onto the damp sand and surf. His thick dreadlocks looked the same going in as they did coming out somehow, still caked and matted with dirt and now salt. The voice calling out to him...