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    Zero Punctuation: Grand Theft Auto IV

    I find it hilarious that this guy has been banned 4 times in a row for saying first post, on every ZP for the past four weeks.
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    Unforgotten Realms: Episode One: The Remaking of Heroes

    It was okay, but consistantly cutting in and out between the roleplay and Real life got annoying, and Mike's voice drove me insane. Still, I intent to make this a staple of my thursday afternoon.
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    When was the last time you cried and/or teared up during a video game?

    I suppose Tsukihime still counts, as it is still *Technically* a game, but with all the gameplay replaced with story. This entire post is pretty much a spoiler, but unless you decide to import Tsukihime and get the translation patch, you probably won't matter. Yeah, you'd have to be...
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    Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown

    I love these forums
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    Zero Punctuation: Super Smash Bros. Brawl

    I care what you think *hugs* EDIT: THAAAAANK YOU WILSON.
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    Stride Gum Takes On Uwe Boll

    I get free gum for fufillling my obligation to the human race? Sweeeet. "I can feel my very lifeforce is being sucked away; It's like watching an Uwe Boll Movie" -Yugi Moto(Abridged series)
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    Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown

    The brawl review was two weeks ago. Two fucking weeks ago. If you're still discussing it, or the mentioned Brawl fan to yahtzee fanboy ratio, well, I'm not going to blatantly call you fanboys (or girls; Fanpersonism is an equal oppertunity employer), but, COME ON.
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    what cant you live without?

    Escapist forums.
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    The Unlockables Debate

    Unlockables, if used sparringly, and not keeping stuff like secret characters and game modes behind the impossibly difficult um... difficulty, can be a neat flavor to the game. BUT blatantly adding in secret characters that require many hours to be invested in, in order to be aquired is just...
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    Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown

    Well done, and while going through your mailbox isn't exactly professional it's still entertaining.
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    MADD Decries GTA IV Drinking and Driving

    People should know when to shut up. The ESRB gets rating right most of the time, and it's not as if they weren't aware of the issue.
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    SA parodies ZP

    And so since we think a shit video is shit, we all must logically have erotic fantasies about Yahtzee coming to our house without pants*. That's some logic you got there. *WARNING, EXAGGERATION!
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    SA parodies ZP

    That was retarded. Far too many poop jokes and the whole thing lacks any subtlety
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    Greatest Quotes Ever

    Okay, this requires a bit of context. Tsukihime is an Eroge visual novel game released only in Japan. So when I read this on a comments box on a random site I couldn't help but laugh. "I finally beat tsukihime, I'm so proud of myself" "But did you stick it in Ciel's pooper?"