Recent content by mento 2425

I'm dating a girl who I don't think I like, but our friends pushed us to it because we seem so much alike, but I just don't like her that way. It has nothing to do with looks, it's just that I don't love her, and frankly, I'm not even sure if she likes me. The dilemma, I guess, is weather she...

Spiders. Spiders are scary.

I'M NOT LISTENING! I'M NOT LISTENING! LALALALALALALALALAL!

Generally anything by Terry Pratchett, but Men at Arms and Feet of Clay (Perfect name for this book) are my personal favorites. Outside of story based books like novels, Stephen Colbert's I Am American (And So Can You!) is my bible.

generally anything by noah and the whale, but occasionally I'll through in some MGMT or Blue Shift (it's a song, not a band.) There are times, however, when I just feel the need to listen to sympathy for the devil or any Irish folk-rock.

I've lived in the U.S. for my entire life, and I've never even heard of half of those sayings. But it looks like everyone here is just being intolerant. both American and British sayings are both equally right. You might as well just say that all languages that aren't the original are wrong. I...

Oh god, an army of Saxton Hales? I think I'm naturally obligated to rule the universe now.

If I don't make it, post a comment on youtube that I'll kill them that night if they don't copy and paste this to 10 videos.

i should be fine considering it looks like his front legs are broken. wait, what he was FAKING!? Oh shit im dead

at that age, i still asked my parents whether i should allow the computer to update java

Commander Shepard, because he's already gonna save the world in ME3 whoever your character is from skate 3, because he can't die and the guy from minecraft, because buy the time we're done saving the world, he will have built me a giant fortress of doom

Amnesia if you somehow are unable to crap your pants, otherwise minecraft

Mort the chicken on the ps1 best game ever

welcome to the club

true, but i've never seen anyone ever talk about it