Recent content by merc-with-a-mouth

You owe yourself to watch it. Jojo has its strangeness, but it's played very straight and very wacky, which sounds rather odd. It is shonen, but without any of the tropes like sudden power ups or fan service characters. Battles in Jojo often revolve around outsmarting and outmanuvering the...

I've been brainstorming actors for Primarch's I have a few good ones. Horus-Mark Strong Lion El'Johnson-Sean Bean Rogal Dorn-Liam Neeson Khan- Ken Watanabe Lorgar-Ben Kingsly Fulgrim-Lee Pace Vulcan-Idris Elba Sanguinius- Nikolaj Coster-Waldau Papa Smurf-Russel Crowe Mortarion-William...

I only opened 3 packs and was lucky enough to get a Geth Infiltrator. This guy is amazing. With the Hunter mode, he's fast and can drop most baddies in 1 shot with a Widow. Also their heavy melee is godly.

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a...

Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Hilarity ensues...with coconuts and shrubberies.

Haiku's can be fun but sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Excruciating Square Dancing Trilogy It would be a hybrid of Rock Band and DDR. Mother of God

Man-Eater Bug. Cause no one fucks with Man-Eater Bug. NO ONE!

One day, the mighty redgurad, Stunk Chunkman, was wondering through the plains of southern Skyrim, when he stumbled upon a lone mammoth. AS we approached it, he noticed that it was floating 3 feet off the ground. Thinking it weird, he shouted at the mammoth, sending it high into the sky, until...

Alex's/Blacklight Virus has the power to absorbe any biological matter and convert it to his own biomass, unfortunately leaving all organic opponents almost useless due to his nature and his regeneration and adaprability. However, the Blacklight wasnt always this powerful. So logically, any...

Oh shit Darth Revan from KOTOR is after me. BUt he's light side, so maybe he'll spare me :D

I suggest trying to find his original comics by Joe Kelley if you want to read on him. Also try the Cable/Deadpool series also. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadpool

I like to think about that we are still like monkeys in the jungle. The strognest and most physical males displace their dominace with acts of violence and are rewarded for it, while the more intellectual mokeys are are not. It really show how far we have developed as a species.

"I have no mouth and I must scream"

The ability to turn invisible...after I have covered myself in week-old warm pudding