Recent content by MikePhilbin

Dear Yatzeh, how refreshing that you decided not to merely shit all over Bruuutal Legends. Oh, that's exactly what you did, pretty. At least there's always the Al Gore Carbon Tax for PROFIT [http://mikephilbin.blogspot.com/2009/10/is-obama-poised-to-cede-us-sovereignty.html] scandal to make...

excellent review. As always, you see through the tits to the arse beneath. Erm, there're no arses under tits. This is wrong. Mind scrub. Ah, that's better, how about learning something about real wet work? Corbett Report - Anti Illuminati - bio weapon cyber attack...

ah, such a lovely release of anger (finally) and you tried SO HARD to just give this thing a chance well done, sir.

Nazi take-overs and limericks? Oh, you'll love my recent LISBON TREATY [http://mikephilbin.blogspot.com/2009/09/corbett-report-9-11-bigger-bigger.html] post - what? it's about You The People against corporate war - and it's lots more interesting than an FPS's FPS.

wow, just wow, I haven't tuned into the non-stop word machine that is Z.P. for a number of months, but I'm glad I did. This review was the funniest he's been for a long time; well, since the last Nintendo fanboy onslaught he did. "a controller made of fruit...

"check out my parsley hat [http://mikephilbin.blogspot.com/2009/07/gi-joe-sarcos-soldier.html]" sir, that's a capital idea. :)

oh dear, 'Neil' will be (won't be) happy, in equal measure. :)

best ZP yet, and speaking of twitching, inadequate dog-fuckers, here's George Carlin saying it back then [http://mikephilbin.blogspot.com/2009/03/george-carlin-do-you-have-freedom-of.html] and nobody trusted him enough to cause a white riot and reclaim the planet from the corporations.

egg [http://www.geocities.com/tfuzine/fiction-egg-severin.html] what's my prize? L.O.L.

Common Purpose has been going on for years, on top of Contest Two. http://mikephilbin.blogspot.com/2009/03/common-purpose-corporate-government.html

the lazy ni.... nincompoops? anyway, as I've now been awarded the alcoholic-shrivelled jar of REGULAR, I feel it is my duty to inform the gaming-review-watching public, that's You The People, that another of the global elite Senator Jay Rockefeller (of the Rockefeller/Rothschild banker...

well, that's a million more sales for OVERKILL then - and a million less sales for KillZone2 fun always trumps the Corporate War Machine [http://mikephilbin.blogspot.com/2009/03/alex-jones-obama-deception-available.html]. :)

Dear The Escapist, please stop giving ZP total and utter over-priced franshised tripe to review - let him weep with the rest of the grown men who've reviewed FLOWER (that $10 girly art poem from Sony PSN). Let the 'experience' sooth the savage ZP breast. Flower...

Yay - the most 3D review to date AND Yahtze said it, "Halo is shit." Correct.

well, that was rather upbeat, if smegma-drenched. ahum