Recent content by MilitantFurry

I do believe...I would pack myself a sandwich and a password to an account online where I had recorded all the important bits of myself. That way I keep all the nice bits, and forget the girls that have rejected me, the retarded shit I've done in the past, and having ever seen Tubgirl. By the...

I say we go with the Terminator route and create a whole lot of convenient MacGuffins. That way whenever the robots think they've won we can send someone into the past or turn their brains into cheezburgers or download the entirety of /b/ into their skulls.

*MilitantFurry pulls the spear from his chest and roars in fury, the hole blazing with eldritch fire as it heals over, the spear exploding in his paw.* "Hah! You see the truth...wait, my father? Funny, my father is happily dead these many years, as will shortly be any chance of your winning."...

The entire FLOCKING BUSTARD, as Yahzee would have it, Legend of the Dragon Game for PS2. It is a poor quality game based on a ripoff of Jackie Chan Adventures by some Canadian animation studio with the most generic plot ever. Furthermore, its fighting system appears to have been made by...

What if... Mario was made by Rockstar? I dunno how it would turn out, but it'd be hilarious. I can just see Mario in shades bullet-time-leaping against suited Goomba goons, lamenting the death of Princess Peach and popping Mushrooms to heal himself.

*MilitantFurry leaps into the fray, armed with Eviscerators* Puny fools! Your insults are mere whore's farts, you syphilitic cumguzzling sons of gonohorric camels! 'Twould be base failure even to spit in your general direction! Come, you sons of monkeys! Your mothers have fallen to my lust...