Recent content by MisterParker

why can't we be friends, why can't we be friendss I dont care about the people here right now but i might in the future when i post more.

oh noes my soul. the song was pretty cool, though not rly my style i'd post some of my old photoshops but there all on my other computer.

I wish I had a 7 foot buddy cop to deal with people

Make bacon

Usually like cereal or chips they just get stale most of the time

lol i failed. I was thinking of cutting up the giraffe into more manageble parts.

If you're not having fun getting the badges then you're doing it wrong.

This.

its weird no matter where people are they tend to try and think theyr ebad ass. it's like, yeah you're a gangsta king, of the suburbs.. congrats

the shot opens to the back of a chair. "mister Parker, we've been expecting you" a lone man in a trenchcoat stands in a doorway "expecting me.. to kill you?" he pulls out a grenade and chucks it towards the turned chair, which swivels and smacks the grenade back at him. Parker dives...

I can do a pretty solid kegstand, provided there's a keg.