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Nice review as usual but I can't help thinking it's going a little bit too far with the adverts now. It's being pushed further and further each week so I'm afraid I'll be catching ZP elsewhere from now on.

A girl on my course was at work (cafe) and they came in. She got chatting to them and they gave her and a friend VIP tickets for the show that night. Apparently they're really decent guys and everything irl. Lucky her. *****.

Well it's an airsoft gun for starters.

Ahahahahaha... People have screamed, god bless the paper bag ;D

Hitler was nicknamed "screamer" by his army pals in WWI because when a bullet riccoched into his testicle he lay on the floor screaming. To be honest I'd like to think my friends would go get help.

Most mammals kill their prey within ten seconds. We should too.

Willful transmission of contageous disease. People who cough with their mouths open. People who wipe their noses whilst they prepare food. People who aren't happy until everyone around them is ill aswell. Everyone knows how to avoid spreading microbes so what excuse do these people have?

The "Mighty Sword of Suspension" or w/e could indeed catch on

A guy with a beautiful smile that makes me chuckle like a crazy person, not big but firm arms, he's also gotta be funny and make me want to do things I would be too scared to try alone. A cute behind is always a bonus. Oh and most importantly he's also gotta be a good kisser and hold me at night...

Down - very nice Up - might cause problems Ping - absolutely superb if its anything like that whilst playing online.

I know right? I'm scared and confused. The only thing close to an explanation I got was that the ubr I'm on is a pile of old crap. This ofcourse makes no sense because my ubr is in Manchester where supposedly all of the Uk's internet comes through. It's all very dissappointing.

[http://www.speedtest.net] Weird huh? 8mb my arse.

doesnt 0.7mb/s = 700kb/s?

8mb internets, rarely runs above 100kb/s down but inexplicably runs at 1mb/s up.

"The Megastore" I would say "discount this" or "5 for a pound?" as I punched each henchman. When they bring out the special, stronger, battle enhanced henchman, there would be a lengthy battle. Afterwards I would probably say "clean-up on aisle 3" as I spit on the limp corpse. After...